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Old 12-02-2010, 06:27 PM   #1
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The Irishman

A skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little
Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy
says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...... I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3
pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Irishman says:
'Turner Brown?!.... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!
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Old 12-03-2010, 10:29 AM   #2
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Re: The Irishman

Damn I thought this was a story about Cam Newton
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Damn I thought this was a story about Cam Newton
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LOL...I love this, I've heard it before but I still like seeing it!
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Re: The Irishman

ahhhahaha
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Lol lol ha ha ha ha.
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hahahaha classsic
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Damn I thought this was a story about Cam Newton
cam newton... who needs to go to the Panthers... but we will prob get Andrew Luck..unless he doesnt go pro yet...

pains me to be a panthers fan
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