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Old 07-13-2007, 11:37 AM   #1
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Daddy Long Leg ----- Joke

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden intheir Wyoming ranch. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and purehis little girl was.

He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. Hewent over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention Henoticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating, " her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs" her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl
asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're
not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain **** in our garden."
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