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Old 01-13-2011, 08:59 PM   #1
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GF goes to Jeep forum to complain about BFs Jeep project. LOL at first response.

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You want my opinion? Ok…

Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”

You’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies, and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”

Do you really want to help him? Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail, put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.

Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing. Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…

Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls, even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister, or girlfriend…)

But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain. Do not say a single negative thing. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, or cut your finger, or bang a knuckle, you just shut up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.

That’s my opinion.
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:18 PM   #2
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Re: GF goes to Jeep forum to complain about BFs Jeep project. LOL at first response.

I love it. I don't like JF cause it is full of a bunch of forum elitists, but that is damn funny.
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ROFLMAO
thts hilarious
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Old 01-13-2011, 10:41 PM   #4
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Re: GF goes to Jeep forum to complain about BFs Jeep project. LOL at first response.

I almost posted this earlier but we lost power at work. Amazing reply.
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Re: GF goes to Jeep forum to complain about BFs Jeep project. LOL at first response.

damn lol that was nuts
did she respond?
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Re: GF goes to Jeep forum to complain about BFs Jeep project. LOL at first response.

That reply is perfect as it can be used for any car hobby. My fiance tolerates it. Which is fine by me.
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Re: GF goes to Jeep forum to complain about BFs Jeep project. LOL at first response.

NICE, am I the only girl that looks forward to a rebuild, or getting parts in the mail?
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Re: GF goes to Jeep forum to complain about BFs Jeep project. LOL at first response.

Now if only we can get women to listen to that advise.
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Re: GF goes to Jeep forum to complain about BFs Jeep project. LOL at first response.

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NICE, am I the only girl that looks forward to a rebuild, or getting parts in the mail?
Hahaha, nope! There is at least two of us.

That shiz was funny!
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yea thats pretty funny
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That reply is perfect as it can be used for any car hobby. My fiance tolerates it. Which is fine by me.
same here im alright with it lol
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Hahaha, nope! There is at least two of us.

That **** was funny!
make that three
waiting on parts now but unfortunately nothing fun. rotors...
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NICE, am I the only girl that looks forward to a rebuild, or getting parts in the mail?
Nope
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make that three
waiting on parts now but unfortunately nothing fun. rotors...
rotors r cool
I want to get my baby slotted rotors
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rotors r cool
I want to get my baby slotted rotors
+1 on rotors.
I want cross-drilled rotors for mine, too.
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Ha..... My girl hates the mustang. But sometimes you gotta make tuff decisions,so I moved out
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Ha..... My girl hates the mustang. But sometimes you gotta make tuff decisions,so I moved out
Why would someone hate a stang?
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This guy must have had a bad divorce involving a car or something. He really went off. Lol
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Yes, He said what everyman wants to say.
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Re: GF goes to Jeep forum to complain about BFs Jeep project. LOL at first response.

And that is why Tiff helped do the s/c swap on the cobra and helped rebuild the engine in the Bronco.

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