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Old 02-21-2011, 07:46 PM   #1
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What is the most ridiculous rap lyrics you have ever heard?

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I'd have to say all this newer ****. I hate rap!
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Re: What is the most ridiculous rap lyrics you have ever heard?

Any thing that would not normally rhyme that they make rhyme.
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Any thing that would not normally rhyme that they make rhyme.
Like every Jay-Z song. Jigga what?
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i think any song that eminem put on his latest album wins just saying
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Like every Jay-Z song. Jigga what?
Pretty much. To be honest I don't like any rap, I just have to take it cause my sister loves to listen too it....
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Another great one is by Lil Wayne (he says some weird ****):

"I love my ni&&as no homo. That's why I hope they all get cheese like DiGiorno."
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i think any song that eminem put on his latest album wins just saying
I didn't think this one was ridiculous

Eminem:Not Afraid Lyrics - LyricWiki - Music lyrics from songs and albums
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Eminem's new album was pretty good. Him and Tupac are about all the rap I can stand!
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Eminem's new album was pretty good. Him and Tupac are about all the rap I can stand!
How can you not like Kid Cudi??
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How does that make sense to him?!?!
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Re: What is the most ridiculous rap lyrics you have ever heard?

Okay, I guess I like songs that tell a story.

How does anything from System of a Down or Tool make sense to anyone that doesn't take a few minutes to understand the lyrics?
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How can you not like Kid Cudi??
Never heard of her.....And I'm just a Metal head, I don't like the hiphop/rap culture. That was my brother's thing. I like wearing my pants the way they are supposed to be worn, and I hate jewelry. Diamonds are worthless to me, and 26" spinner wheels look like ****. Just sayin.
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Okay, I guess I like songs that tell a story.

How does anything from System of a Down or Tool make sense to anyone that doesn't take a few minutes to understand the lyrics?
That's why I like Five Finger Death Punch and Slipknot so much. Their lyrics just make sense to me and relate to my life.
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Never heard of her......
That right there sums it up
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That's why I like Five Finger Death Punch and Slipknot so much. Their lyrics just make sense to me and relate to my life.
I like songs that don't spell out what they are singing about. The Eagles and Don Henley in particular have a lot of great "**** yous" hidden in their songs.
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Never heard of her.....And I'm just a Metal head, I don't like the hiphop/rap culture. That was my brother's thing. I like wearing my pants the way they are supposed to be worn, and I hate jewelry. Diamonds are worthless to me, and 26" spinner wheels look like ****. Just sayin.
Kid Cudi's a man. Lol. Check him out. He's my favorite artist right now. He's so chill. The best thing to listen to when blazed
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Probably anything Ja Rule said?
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Probably anything Ja Rule said?
Who the **** is that?
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Who the **** is that?
****ing kids
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Probably anything Ja Rule said?
Ja Rule is an idiot!
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Okay, I guess I like songs that tell a story.

How does anything from System of a Down or Tool make sense to anyone that doesn't take a few minutes to understand the lyrics?
It's not supposed to. The problem is that most people want everything served to them on a silver platter. That's exactly why Tool is my favorite band. They leave some things up to the listener to form their own views and interpretations instead of shoving something down your throat. I personally wouldn't want it any other way.

Not to mention, they write albums as a true whole. A single song out of context doesn't always say a lot. That's why Lateralus is my favorite album of all time. The whole thing is one larger story.
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Bend over, you know how we do it, feet to shoulders
Bring heat to coldest night, so ferocious
Now you street promotin the dick game is potent
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Re: What is the most ridiculous rap lyrics you have ever heard?

By the way, this was the first rap CD I ever had: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Way_Out_(album)

My grandmother bought it for me. She had no idea....
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Oh yeah, and Eminem definitely has some crazy *** lyrics. Like '97 Bonnie and Clyde or my personal favorite, "Go, go Gadget Dick."
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Gettin brain in the Turnin lane....
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That's why I like Five Finger Death Punch and Slipknot so much. Their lyrics just make sense to me and relate to my life.
Yes and sevendust are great lyricist also. I think metal honestly has some of the best written songs in today's music. Seems like most pop/country is pre-written by song writers. Rap has a few true artists, but most couldn't write a good song to save their life. It's just hard to find true musicians outside of rock/metal in music now. Go back 10-15 years ago and most people wrote their own stuff. Then all the crappy pop bands in the late 90's came out and ruined music, but luckily metal held strong against it and honestly saved music. If it would of kept going the way it was in the late 90's I think music today would be a bunch of pre-manufactured bull**** no matter the style.
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Only rap I like is old school tupac, and gorilla Zoe (with exception of a few like the ones they put on radio) oh and I hate radio whores! You know, the people who only know songs that are on the radio... For some reason the ones played on radio all suck a**...
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Yes and sevendust are great lyricist also. I think metal honestly has some of the best written songs in today's music. Seems like most pop/country is pre-written by song writers. Rap has a few true artists, but most couldn't write a good song to save their life. It's just hard to find true musicians outside of rock/metal in music now. Go back 10-15 years ago and most people wrote their own stuff. Then all the crappy pop bands in the late 90's came out and ruined music, but luckily metal held strong against it and honestly saved music. If it would of kept going the way it was in the late 90's I think music today would be a bunch of pre-manufactured bull**** no matter the style.
Amen! Well said!
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Okay, I guess I like songs that tell a story.

How does anything from System of a Down or Tool make sense to anyone that doesn't take a few minutes to understand the lyrics?
I love tool and SOD, the only real way to tell stories in music are through rock and country and I am very selective about what country I like cuz they all sound the same.... All rock rocks! Lol makes sense I guess
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Never heard of her.....And I'm just a Metal head, I don't like the hiphop/rap culture. That was my brother's thing. I like wearing my pants the way they are supposed to be worn, and I hate jewelry. Diamonds are worthless to me, and 26" spinner wheels look like ****. Just sayin.
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anyone else not feelin black and yellow?
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