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Old 07-23-2007, 01:56 PM   #1
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Test I gave my supervisors

and most of them failed it is a simple following directions test. You are supposed to read the direction first.

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Following Directions
1stName: _________________ LastName:_____ ___________

Directions:You may not ask for clarifications. This is an "open book" test. You may use any book or other material in this room (or you have with you). On multiple choice questions, pick the one best or closest answer. Read through the test before completing the answers and then start at question number one.
1. Follow these directions:
1. In the space to the right, draw a square.
2. Draw a circle so that it goes through each of the four
corners of the square.
3. Draw a straight line from the upper left corner to the
bottom right corner.
4. Draw a second circle so that it is inside the square,
and touches the four sides of the square.
5. Draw a diameter on the smaller circle, going from the
lower left to the upper right of the circle.
2. Follow these directions:
1 In the paragraph just below the double line, find the 10th word, and underline it.
2 From that word, count to the left 3 words. Circle that word.
3 From that word, count to the right 9 words. Draw a line over it.
4 From that word, count to the left and write the 6th and 7th words you come to
on these two lines: ______ ______
5 Find the word that is immediately to the right of the 4th word of the 5th sentence.
Write it here: ____________
3. About how many centimeters are there in a yard?
a. 100
b. 91.4
c. 36
d. None of the above

4. About how many millimeters are there in an inch?
a. 10.
b. 25.
c. 2.5
d. 0.25
5. About how many inches are there in a meter?
a. 100
b. 39.37
c. 393.7
d. 25.4
6. Do these instructions:
1. Multiply 3 x 12. =
2. Divide the answer of #1 by 9. =
3. Multiply the answer of #2 by itself. =
4. Add 4 to the answer of #3. =
5. Divide the answer of #3 by 2. =
6. Add 10 to the answer of #4. =
7. The 3rd answer of the 5th question is between:
a. 30 & 60
b. 200 & 400
c. 90 & 110
d. 20 & 30
e. None of the above
8. Write any of the definitions of the word "agape" (a-ga-pe) on the lines below:
________________________________________________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________________________________________________
9. Aggregate all the values of the answers of question 4.
Write the answer here: ______
10. Disregard what the instructions said do not answer any question or even write your name on the test put your pen down and sit quietly.
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Re: Test I gave my supervsors

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Old 07-23-2007, 02:16 PM   #3
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Had one of those in school once. I was one of the few to actually pass haha.
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Re: Test I gave my supervsors

i remember my teacher gave me something similar to that in middle school.
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Had one of those in school once. I was one of the few to actually pass haha.
our auto shop teacher had us do a test just like that but it had things like "stand next to your desk and jump up and down" and "make a baboon or monkey noise" and like this test, the directions were to read through the questions first before answering and the last question was "disregard any of the above questions and sit patiently in your chair while those who do not follow directions flail about".

those that didnt follow directions got detentions for not following directions.
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Had this in HS as well.... Passed with flying colors :yup:
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Re: Test I gave my supervsors

Here's a similar test:

Directions: For each section, read the instructions first and follow them exactly. When you are done with all three sections, you may leave class and never come back.

SECTION 1:

Draw the best circle you can in the box provided to the right:

Shade in the circle.

Right your name on the lower-left corner of the back of this page.

SECTION 2:

Write the name of the first President of the United States of America in all capital letters in the box labeled "NAME" at the top of this page.

Raise your hand and ask if you may go to the restroom. When I say "No," put down your pencil for at least 30 seconds before continuing this exam.

SECTION 3:

Go home and hang yourself from your ceiling fan with a belt. If you don't have a ceiling fan, congratulations. You passed.
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Re: Test I gave my supervsors

^So my grade depends on whether or not I have a ceiling fan? And if I have two ceiling fans does it matter which one I hang from? :dunno:
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^So my grade depends on whether or not I have a ceiling fan? And if I have two ceiling fans does it matter which one I hang from? :dunno:
Yes and no.
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