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Old 02-28-2011, 09:50 PM   #1
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My new job!!

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out
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I did that once. E =

It turned out to be a rather big deal.
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Yeah. Anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck...
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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
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That ok I like getting hit with hot dogs.
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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
Shut the **** up!!!
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Robert better not get in my face. Cause I'll drop that mother ****er.
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I'm just thinking about our new life together. It feels like I'm walking on a cloud. My penis is tingling right now
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Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to **** with the door open, we talk about *****, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
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We literally have never done any of those things.
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Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one, go!
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My husband!! Oh are you asking guys this? If so No you can't have my husband!!
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You only need 2 to be effective. And you can swing it quicker
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Do you ever rub your mob all over yourself between classes?
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Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one, go!
**** Barbara, Marry Oprah, kill my wife (which I don't have).

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Just when we thought we fixed him. Damn sno!!!
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At least say Burt Reynolds. Hell I might **** the bandit. Hahahaha
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Just when we thought we fixed him. Damn sno!!!
Im allowed to have one man crush without being gay. Its the law
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I did that once. E =

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How the heck did you all let this response past without commenting?!?!?!?!?!?



This is the response of the week.. had it come from someone else (n8, sno, meteor) it would have been response of the month!!


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How the heck did you all let this response past without commenting?!?!?!?!?!?

This is the response of the week.. had it come from someone else (n8, sno, meteor) it would have been response of the month!!

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