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Old 07-30-2007, 07:11 AM   #1
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Tennessee:The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretaryfor some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Universityof Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings.

"Alabama :A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of thehunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck."Where's Henry?" the others asked." Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back upthe trail," the successful hunter replied."You left Henry lying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired."A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!

"Louisiana :A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ".When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20years later than in the rest of the civilized world.

Mississippi :The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy,"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the tag number."

Georgia :A GeorgiaState trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

North Carolina :A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to puta bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.The man replied, "I have a flat tire."The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in theback. I never did understand it neither."

And the favorite:You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!
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i can't relate... but funny nonetheless.
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Hahaha awesome
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I-75 sucks!
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I-75 sucks!
Try driving it all the way to Detroit. You think it is bad in ATL...
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hahaah
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Re: The South

the truth can be sooo funny
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Try driving it all the way to Detroit. You think it is bad in ATL...
I don't think its I-75 thats bad in ATL, I think its all of Spaghetti Junction:

241 Ralph McGill Blvd NE, Atlanta, GA 30308 - Google Maps
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the NC and the MS one had me rollin
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thats truest statement I ever heard about Louisiana
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I don't think its I-75 thats bad in ATL, I think its all of Spaghetti Junction:

241 Ralph McGill Blvd NE, Atlanta, GA 30308 - Google Maps
Ahh yes, I have been through there a few times...
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I don't think its I-75 thats bad in ATL, I think its all of Spaghetti Junction:

241 Ralph McGill Blvd NE, Atlanta, GA 30308 - Google Maps
lol that looks pretty straightforward compared to the cluster****s down in Los Angeles.

I think somewhere it said that the I-5 to I405 junction was the most conjested junction ever, swallowing up over 27million hours of peoples lives yearly.
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I don't think its I-75 thats bad in ATL, I think its all of Spaghetti Junction:

241 Ralph McGill Blvd NE, Atlanta, GA 30308 - Google Maps
I hate that place. Got me lost in Atlanta once leaving a Braves game. Bastards.
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I hate that place. Got me lost in Atlanta once leaving a Braves game. Bastards.
This dumb bimbo I go to school with has an internship with the engineering firm that designed it. She is always bragging about everything she does, and when she told me about that I said "wow, you work for the place that engineered the largest traffic jam in Georgia, that'll look good on a resume!"
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lol, silly bimbo
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