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Old 07-31-2007, 06:30 AM   #1
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The return of Romance

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became
aware her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started
by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.

He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over
her stomach, then down the other side to a point below her waist. He
continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing
then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped then returned to
do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming
aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man
stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote!"


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Re: The return of Romance

hahaha, wow

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I like that one

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