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Old 07-31-2007, 07:40 AM   #1
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Three Things To Ponder

Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Cows


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,” Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

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Re: Three Things To Ponder

Yea, I think they all should have cows
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Re: Three Things To Ponder

[QUOTE=Herbstang;Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.[/QUOTE]

I believe that the companies that actually own the cows keep track of them and let the government know where they are and or where they are from.
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Re: Three Things To Ponder

mmmmm beef...at least we can eat the cows...(damn mexicans)
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Re: Three Things To Ponder



thats good.
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good stuff
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Mmm... Beef enchiladas...
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