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Old 08-03-2007, 01:51 AM   #1
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i was thinking.........

yeah i know, i should stop now while im ahead.

You guys remember greek / roman mythology correct? Zeus/Jupiter and all that jazz? Now everyone in those eras believed in Multiple gods. There were gods of everything. Now they believe in One god. What the heck? IMO i like the multiple gods better, especially the God of Beer (well call him Hopps). God of Rum could be Bacardi. God of Vodka would be Stoli. God of Weed would be Cheech.

Whats next? i want to cash in on making a new religion. Thomasism maybe? Thomasanity? I looked up the FSM (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster / Pastafarianism but its just not my thing.
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yeah i know, i should stop now while im ahead.

You guys remember greek / roman mythology correct? Zeus/Jupiter and all that jazz? Now everyone in those eras believed in Multiple gods. There were gods of everything. Now they believe in One god. What the heck? IMO i like the multiple gods better, especially the God of Beer (well call him Hopps). God of Rum could be Bacardi. God of Vodka would be Stoli. God of Weed would be Cheech.

Whats next? i want to cash in on making a new religion. Thomasism maybe? Thomasanity? I looked up the FSM (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster / Pastafarianism but its just not my thing.
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nah thats overrated. anyone dumb enough to follow me should think about crucifying themselves.
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nah thats overrated. anyone dumb enough to follow me should think about crucifying themselves.
It seems to have worked for Jesus, just trying to help you get it off the ground.
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See, the key is to find yourself a martyr. Then you can preach about how awesome he was, and how many miracles he performed, and then say that he died for all of "us". Since he was recently deprived of life, you won't have worry about providing proof, or anything. It's the ultimate plan... :chin:
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Here'a a person who not only dead but his name is perfect for a religion Mark St. John Former Kiss guitarist died from an apparent brain hemorrhage. He was 51.


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thou shall not not rock and roll all night... and party everyday
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thou shall not not rock and roll all night... and party everyday
WRONG Thou Shalt rock and roll all night, and thou shalt party everyday.
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haha what the hell, I wanna see someone get a tattoo of the flying spaghetti monster
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Here'a a person who not only dead but his name is perfect for a religion Mark St. John Former Kiss guitarist died from an apparent brain hemorrhage. He was 51.

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St. John didn't die from a brain hemorrhage! After preaching the word for many years, he was miraculously called back to heaven, having done all that he could for us. Now it is a time of testing for mankind. In the future, St. John will return to us. Those who were true believers in his greatness will be taken back with him to heaven, where the rock is awesome and the parties never stop. Those who don't have faith will be cast down into the depths of hell, with cubicle walls and easy listening.

DO YOU WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY IN A CUBICLE, TORMENTED NONSTOP BY EASY LISTENING? REPENT! GIVE YOUR SOUL TO THE GREAT MARK ST. JOHN!!!

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St. John didn't die from a brain hemorrhage! After preaching the word for many years, he was miraculously called back to heaven, having done all that he could for us. Now it is a time of testing for mankind. In the future, St. John will return to us. Those who were true believers in his greatness will be taken back with him to heaven, where the rock is awesome and the parties never stop. Those who don't have faith will be cast down into the depths of hell, with cubicle walls and easy listening.

DO YOU WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY IN A CUBICLE, TORMENTED NONSTOP BY EASY LISTENING? REPENT! GIVE YOUR SOUL TO THE GREAT MARK ST. JOHN!!!

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Amen Brother !!! I can feel the spirit of Mark St. John in my soul and he has sent a message asking all true believers and semi true belivers to send all their weed and a M.O. for $ 50.00 to me His minister on earth
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