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Old 08-06-2007, 07:14 PM   #1
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The Fake Steve Jobs

I'm sure there is quite a few of you who at least heard of the Fake Steve Jobs blog. Basically its a parody blog of the REAL Steve Jobs, owner of Apple.

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs

However, his secret identify has been finally revealed the other day and as a result... im making this post to share with you fellow MEers my 2 favorite entries which I found hilarious...

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: iPhone is getting way too popular

We figured we could keep things under control using our usual overpricing strategy. Who in their right mind was going to shell out 600 bucks for a friggin phone, right? Especially if it lacks all sorts of features that people really want. Just to be doubly sure we put it on the AT&T network and gave it an unbearably slow wireless connection so that Web browsing is practically impossible. Well, much to our amazement, it turns out there are just loads and loads of people willing to spend 600 bucks on a feature-lite phone as long as it has one crucial feature, which is our Apple logo on the outside. Who knew?
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Watch your back, wigger

Vanilla Ice imitator Eminem is suing us over downloads. Or something. See here. My lawyers looked at the complaint and said it's all written in fake ghetto slang and rhymes. But when they translated it into English it said: "Dear Mr. Jobs, My career is over and nobody pays attention to me anymore, but I'm hoping this publicity stunt will spark some interest in me again. Thank you."

My lawyers say we'll just drag it out for a while and mess with his head. Personally I'd like to send Moshe Hishkill and a couple of his guys out to Detroit and have them track down this punk and put a cap in his ***. We'll see.


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haha to funny heres one of the comments left about eminem

wow, "wigger" FSJ?
So if he's black, he'd be a ...?

That hurt.


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that is some funny stuff.
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