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Old 04-29-2011, 01:33 AM   #351
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Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ***-kissing? Depth perception.
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Jimmy: (prayer before the game) Oh, Lord! Hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling your name.
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You can repeat quotes. Who cares. Say "what" again mother****er!
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"Given a lot of ‘em?"
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He's got enough NOS in there to blow himself up, period!
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"You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest ****ing scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun."

"Oh, come on."

"Top Gun is ****ing great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots."

"It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around."

"It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the ****ing line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways."

"What about Kelly McGillis?"

"Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the ****, what the **** is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting ****ing force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they ****ing land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last ****ing line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! ****in' A, man!"
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I just completely went dizzy trying to read that ****. But the fact that you went as far as you did to analyze Top Gun awards a whole lot of gay points to you man. Just saying. I saw it once in it's entirety and even the soundtrack makes me want to hurt someone now.
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I just completely went dizzy trying to read that ****. But the fact that you went as far as you did to analyze Top Gun awards a whole lot of gay points to you man. Just saying. I saw it once in it's entirety and even the soundtrack makes me want to hurt someone now.
That's a quote from the movie Have Sex With Me.
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"You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest ****ing scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun."

"Oh, come on."

"Top Gun is ****ing great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots."

"It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around."

"It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the ****ing line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways."

"What about Kelly McGillis?"

"Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the ****, what the **** is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting ****ing force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they ****ing land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last ****ing line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! ****in' A, man!"
Is this off of a movie, or your own analysis?
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That's a quote from the movie Have Sex With Me.
Thank god dude. A rant like that should have a movie title attached to it man. You almost ruined my night. Carry on dude.
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A movie, it was actually performed by Quentin Tarantino.
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Old 05-01-2011, 03:00 AM   #366
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A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all ****in' night.

When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison just for skimming a casino, sick or no ****in' sick you knew people were going to get clipped.

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
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Listen, if you didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too ****in' dumb to keep this job. If you did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out. Get out! Go on. Let's go.

I don't give a **** who he's connected to. Tell him to take his ****in' feet off the table. What's he think this is, a goddamn sawdust joint?

This guy could **** up a cup of coffee.
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Old 05-01-2011, 03:08 AM   #368
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You ****ing mo-mo, what's the matter with you?

If you ever get of line over there again, I'll smash your ****in' head in so hard, you won't be able to put that cowboy hat on. You hear me? ****in' hick.

For two days and two ****in' nights, we beat the **** out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in his balls.
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You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You ****-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' mother****er you. You **** me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the ****in' desert.

You hear a little girl, Frankie? Is that a little girl, Ace? Is that a little ****in' girl? What happened to the ****in' tough guy who told my friend to stick it up his ****in' ***?

A hundred dollars to whoever hits the plane.
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All right, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?

Normally, my prospects of coming back alive from a meeting with Nicky were 99 out of 100. But this time, when I heard him say "a couple of hundred yards down the road", I gave myself 50-50.

Maybe if I stick your head through that window over there you'll get unconfused. Give me the ****in money
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"Are you Jewish?"

"Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all."

"Why not?"

"Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals."

"Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood."

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."

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