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Old 04-20-2011, 10:36 PM   #1
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If you have anything weird to say post it! A good example would be my signiture
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im as hungry as a baby in a titty club
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I wouldn't trade ol Leroy for myChevrolet or your Escalade or your freak parade....
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im as hungry as a baby in a titty club
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....your one of those look out lettuce, cause here comes the tomato kinda ppl.


....your so much on the ball there's not enough room for anybody else.


....that thing is as fast as a turtle running through peanut butter!!!
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I wouldn't trade ol Leroy for myChevrolet or your Escalade or your freak parade....
Ok Kid Rock...

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat. Eventually someone will come along and piss you off.
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Would I like a beer? Does a fat baby ****?
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Ok Kid Rock...

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat. Eventually someone will come along and piss you off.
It's actually big and rich...
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It's actually big and rich...
^ Haha,
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It's so hot I saw a lizard laying on it's back blowing on it's feet
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It's actually big and rich...
****, you're right.
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Pity said the kitty when he titty ran dry
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Pity said the kitty when he titty ran dry
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I've never heard any of these phrases except for "word to your mother" which I've never said in my life.
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**** em, feed em fish.
My buddy used to say this all the time, never understood wtf he meant.
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I would piss on a chevy if it was on fire.
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wtf
My dad said that when I was complaining. Haha
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I think you mean "wouldn't"
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