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Old 08-22-2007, 12:48 AM   #1
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Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a *****. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."

In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border.

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

When Christopher Henderson tried to shoot Jack, his gun was, in fact, loaded. The bullets were just too scared to come out.


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Jack Bauer doesn't have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time.
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Omgz! Where did you find that??
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BAJAJAJA so much better than the played out chuck norris facts
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Jack is a triple bad *** mother ****er
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Jack is a triple bad *** mother ****er
Hells yeah!!!! QTMFT!!

Besides, Chuck Norris shaved the beard in favor of just a mustache. His face is officially a *****.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important.
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If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".
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Chuck Norris once stole a sandwich from Jesus.
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Jesus once stole a sandwich from Jack Bauer.

We seen what happened to Jesus now didn't we?
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That's wrong on so many levels
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