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Old 06-28-2011, 05:13 PM   #36
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a fart back into an @ss
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You wanna roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?! Fuhhgedaboutit!
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Old 06-28-2011, 05:25 PM   #38
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You wanna roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?! Fuhhgedaboutit!
Pictures of what you're sporting there please.
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How about this one...Bruce lee killed chuck Norris!!!! Sorry I had too!!!
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Pictures of what you're sporting there please.
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You wanna roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?! Fuhhgedaboutit!
HAHAHAH classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chuck Norris beat my *** today...it's the greatest day of my life!

God rested on the 7th day because he couldn't keep up with Chuck Norris.
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:09 PM   #43
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Ever wonder what happened to Rambo's face? Chuck Norris...
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:18 PM   #44
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Chuck Norris' sperm got on the engine of a tractor trailer....he's now known as Optimist Prime....

Chuck Norris can make a girl climax simply by looking at her and snapping...
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Chuck Norris' sperm got on the engine of a tractor trailer....he's now known as Optimist Prime....

Chuck Norris can make a girl climax simply by looking at her and snapping...
The look gets the climax, the snap gets her pregnant...
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:24 PM   #46
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Ah I stand corrected...
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Ah I stand corrected...
I would say don't worry about it but Chuck Norris probably already got to you...don't worry though. I be beaten by Chuck Norris is to be blessed by the Lord.
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A woman once told Chuck Norris she was pregnant with his baby. So he roundhouse kicked her in the stomach... just in case.
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The other side of the fence is always greener, unless Chuck Norris has been there... then it's covered in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Behind Chuck's beard is not a chin... only another fist.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Ha! That's a great one!
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Chuck Norris once rescued a cat from an old lady's tree. He then roundhouse kicked it into outer space. The good Chuck giveth... the good Chuck taketh away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch...he decides what time it is..
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Chuck Norris once donated blood , the guy that received that blood is now called : Super Man !!!!
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God said. "Let there be life." Chuck Norris replied, "Okay."
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Chuck Norris doesnt get info from the internet.. the internet gets info from him..
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Handicapped Parking is reserved for Chuck Norris. The picture shows what will happen to you if you take his spot.
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Hiroshima : Proof Chuck Norris CAN divide by 0
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2003: Chuck Norris buys a Mustang, Chevrolet quits producing the Camaro.
2010: Chuck Norris donates Mustang to charity, Chevrolet re-introduces the Camaro..

Coincidence? I think not
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Chuck Norris bowls overhand.
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Chuck Norris bowls overhand.
Haha! He "chucks" it!
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Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes
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Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights. They run from him but can never escape his grasp
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Chuck Norris is just gay hes a homosexual
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There's no such thing as global warming....Chuck Norris just got cold and turned the sun up...
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