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Old 07-05-2011, 08:58 PM   #106
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories...
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After Chuck Norris visited the virgin islands they just had to be called the islands
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Chuck Norris killed the Dead Sea
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Chuck Norris spent the night on a farm many years ago, and a rooster woke him up. After one roundhouse kick, he invented the hen.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light...not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him....
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Chuck Norris ensured Obama's election to the White House. He reminded him of Trivette.
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Chuck Norris can juggle bowling balls with his feet, hanging upside down from a tree.
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:25 PM   #113
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Chuck Norris was in Star Wars...he was the force...............
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Chuck Norris is your father...
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What was the last thing going through Chuck Norris' victim's minds right before he killed them? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris' favorite movie is Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre
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Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris was in Star Wars...he was the force...............
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Old 07-10-2011, 11:50 PM   #119
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check this out..
YouTube - ‪Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3‬‏
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hahahha that's great!!!
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EPIC!
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Old 07-11-2011, 12:28 AM   #123
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chuck norris doesnt battle he just allows you to lose lol
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chuck norris doesnt battle he just allows you to lose lol
By battle, do you mean freestyle like Eminem on 8 Mile? Hahaha
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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By battle, do you mean freestyle like Eminem on 8 Mile? Hahaha
haha yeah like the vid i posted
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haha yeah like the vid i posted
Haha my bad man, I couldn't get it to play lastnight but it worked on my phone. Awesome!
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Haha my bad man, I couldn't get it to play lastnight but it worked on my phone. Awesome!
haha funny stuff huh man...theres some more videos just different characters
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haha funny stuff huh man...theres some more videos just different characters
Yeah that was great
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Chuck Norris once _____________. Thats it just fill in the blank.
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Chuck Norris once _____________. Thats it just fill in the blank.
True, because nothing can be done that Chuck Norris hasn't already done... twice.
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unbeknown to everyone. "Chuck Norris" is an acceptable answer to every Jeopardy question ever asked
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Old 07-12-2011, 11:32 AM   #134
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Chuck Norris can speak braille
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to this thread because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Their arms were tired from all the clapping, but they knew better than to stop clapping during Chuck's spin.
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The sun doesn't come up unless Chuck Norris tells it to.
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haha good one
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Chuck Norris had an orgasm once. Scientists now refer to this event as "The Big Bang".
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