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Old 07-13-2011, 10:07 PM   #141
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if he had any spare change. Chuck reached into his beard and handed the guy an *** whooping.
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Re: The Legend : Chuck Norris

An STD once caught Chuck Norris.
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Old 07-16-2011, 07:04 AM   #143
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The boogie man is afraid of Chuck Norris in his closet.
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Chuck Norris never sleeps, wanted to say hello!
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Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating.
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Old 07-19-2011, 09:33 AM   #146
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Re: The Legend : Chuck Norris

If you look up the word bad in the dictionary there is a picture of Chuck Norris
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If you look up Chuck Norris in the dictionary there is a picture of a fist punching you. And then it literally does punch you.
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Old 07-23-2011, 10:48 AM   #148
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Re: The Legend : Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror he scares himself.
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Old 07-25-2011, 06:26 PM   #149
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Re: The Legend : Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror he scares himself.
This implies that Chuck Norris CAN be scared... (which if it were true, only Chuck Norris could scare Chuck Norris)... But any act or appearance of being scared was probably just to make his reflection not feel bad
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion he beats it out of you.
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