Originally Posted by meteorachick
"would you like an ice cream sandwich? i made it on whole wheat with lettuce."
"you can get past a dog, you cant **** with a Lion"
"Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer."
"you know Lions eat Deer, right?"
"Thats true kid. Doctor, we gotta be careful"
"Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary."
"Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo. "
"That is pure ****ing insanity."
"Yeah, I know. He got addicted to hookers."
"No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever."