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Old 09-13-2011, 03:56 PM   #36
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And you got hobo dirt on the seats of that clean mustang!..bumblebee takes off runing then trips smashes his neck on a fire hydrant and dies!..
Sam witwickey screams NOOOOOO!!!..
And the mustang drives off..."so hobo what are we gunna do about this dirt on my seats?"
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And then the hobo ran away and bumble bee said hobos suck and he drove off.
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And then the hobo came back ON a bumble bee
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And then the hobo came back ON a bumble bee
And started hitting and throwing all his dirty clothes from inside his bag on bumble bee causing him to gag
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A unicorn appears!
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A unicorn appears!
With a giant fart and took into the sky riding a rainbow
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the lucky charm man is waken by the smelly biohazzard of greene's fart
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Re: Lets make a Mustang story

And the lucky carms man says ,hey lick my charms!
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As Lucky is busy grabbing his "charms" and gyrating his hips with a smirk on his face he failed to notice a car racing toward him, full throttle...
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As Lucky is busy grabbing his "charms" and gyrating his hips with a smirk on his face he failed to notice a car racing toward him, full throttle...
The infamous Eleanor full speed ahead getting louder n louder as luckys eyes go crossed from the amazement of the car and the fact he is about to get hit
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The infamous Eleanor full speed ahead getting louder n louder as luckys eyes go crossed from the amazement of the car and the fact he is about to get hit
When all of the sudden santa clause appears, santa and his rain deer pick up Lucky and take him back to the north pole, where he is now elf making toy Mustangs and Trojan condoms.
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Magically delicious RAINBOW Trojan condoms...
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Magically delicious RAINBOW Trojan condoms...
That magically give you AIDS
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Santa then delivers the little packages of rainbow condoms to....
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Santa then delivers the little packages of rainbow condoms to....
Charlie sheen and Paris Hilton
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Charlie sheen and Paris Hilton
Paris says, "like oh my god, like why am I infected with aids, like only poor people should get like aids. I thought like Charlie wore a condom the other night like omg."
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Then everyone reading this thread either laughs uncontrollably or pukes in their mouth at the mental image of Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton doin the nasty.
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:02 PM   #55
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Then everyone reading this thread either laughs uncontrollably or pukes in their mouth at the mental image of Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton doin the nasty.
And they all lived happily ever after
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Old 09-21-2011, 11:18 AM   #56
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Re: Lets make a Mustang story

The end.
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or is it lol
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Re: Lets make a Mustang story

then everyone read this woot for road trips (starts really at #11)
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Old 09-21-2011, 02:05 PM   #59
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or is it lol
Yes. Yes it is haha
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then everyone read this woot for road trips (starts really at #11)
Whaaaaat the f@©k?!...that was awesome!..
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Whaaaaat the f@©k?!...that was awesome!..
Ok.. let's resurrect this..
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then everyone read this woot for road trips (starts really at #11)
My life will never be the same...Jeezus. That was amazing!
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Paris says, "like oh my god, like why am I infected with aids, like only poor people should get like aids. I thought like Charlie wore a condom the other night like omg."
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Then everyone reading this thread either laughs uncontrollably or pukes in their mouth at the mental image of Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton doin the nasty.
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And they all lived happily ever after
So, we thought the story ended there. As it turns out Paris Hilton and Charlie Sheen never hooked up as assumed by everyone else here. Paris Hilton hooked up with another guy by the name of Charlie Chanfred, a long time college buddy of hers. Further testing revealed that the condoms were defective and Chanfred, instead decided to use a new sealed durex condom he found under the passenger seat of his 1973 Mustang. As for Charlie Sheen, no one has heard from him.

Lucky got fired from the North Pole, and is now serving time in federal prison, for making bad toys. All those toy Mustangs he made caught fire and burned down 3 homes.

Santa is currently collecting disability from Aflac after he was wounded by Lucky. The Easter bunny is now filling in for Santa. In addition, the Easter Bunny is now working with Ford to get a better,and safer sled for Santa.... let's keep this rooling..
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So, we thought the story ended there. As it turns out Paris Hilton and Charlie Sheen never hooked up as assumed by everyone else here. Paris Hilton hooked up with another guy by the name of Charlie Chanfred, a long time college buddy of hers. Further testing revealed that the condoms were defective and Chanfred, instead decided to use a new sealed durex condom he found under the passenger seat of his 1973 Mustang. As for Charlie Sheen, no one has heard from him.

Lucky got fired from the North Pole, and is now serving time in federal prison, for making bad toys. All those toy Mustangs he made caught fire and burned down 3 homes.

Santa is currently collecting disability from Aflac after he was wounded by Lucky. The Easter bunny is now filling in for Santa. In addition, the Easter Bunny is now working with Ford to get a better,and safer sled for Santa.... let's keep this rooling..
In ford's R&D department they integrated airbags into sled with electronic bridal guide control that pulls on the reins of santa's sleigh to stear rudolph the right direction when he wanders toward the first shiny star he sees. They also heated his sled rails so that would melt the snow thus creating less resistance from the snow. They also decided to go a little untraditional but more ford like by replacing the traditional reindeer with 4 shoed hoof mustangs with traction control and abs not to mention their legs were rigged with full possie so their legs would spin in tandom. and as it was said it was done the easter bunny was pleased with the upgraded safety and decided to give it a test drive. While flying through the air at 24 horsepower he jumped with glee only to see the sled disappear underneath him with only ground below him
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While he was falling toward the earth many thoughts went through his little brain, the first of which was, "Why did I have to jump for joy?". The little angel on his right shoulder told him that jumping is a natural thing for a bunny but the little devil on his left shoulder told him that he was an idiot and unless he could spontaneously sprout a set of wings, they were EFF'D!
The Easter Bunny laughed and gave the little devil a vicious glare. "You forget who you're talkin to, son! I'm the motha effin Easter Bunny...all kinds o tricks up my furry sleeves." At that, he sprouted a pair of chicken wings and glided safely back to the ground. "it's a darn good thing that I lay eggs."
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but trix arent for kids, and the easter bunny landed in the middle of hunting season in texas, where the moon was full. Elmer fudd whispers, "SHHHHH" as he hears the rustle of the nearby bushes. "i'm huntin' magwical cweatures, be verryyyyy qwuiet!" he said to the group of 3rd graders on a field trip (they go to public school). the easter bunny upon hearing this, throws a rock in the other direction to distract elmer and his group, he ends up hitting the president of GM, who was out in the forest looking for the rumored "bang stang" (what the easter bunny's sled was called) to see if he could poke around th esled to get any information to upgrade his products, or another bailout. (this is a joke im gunna get slapped for ahaha) He screamed at the rabbit, the easter bunny jumped and at the shock of him yelling, laid a sh*t load of eggs which the president was smothered under. Elmer Fudd ran after the noise, gun ready, the third graders running after him. they saw the eggs and began screaming as little kids do, running around and causing havoc, eventually they stole elmers gun and started playing target practice, which left to absolute chaos. They began shouting things like "REVOLUTION" and "DOWN WITH THE MAN" as everything was ripped to pieces and drooled on. those who could escape ran for their lives, such as the easter bunny who had seen a road nearby. Waiting for the perfect moment he launched upon the 5th gen Bullitt was racing nearby. The reaching into the trunk which he soon to be found loaded with...
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