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Old 07-10-2011, 11:23 PM   #1
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Lets make a Mustang story

If you do not know how to do this, all you have to do is reply to the previous post that is appropriate to the storyline. I will start it.
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Jacob was driving his 2003 Mustang GT.
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Jacob was driving his 2003 Mustang GT.
With his girlfriend in the passenger seat windows down.
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With his girlfriend in the passenger seat windows down.
She said "Jacob We need to talk." Jacob said "About what sweetie?"
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She said..."I'm pregnant.......and it's not yours..."
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Jacob said "What?! You filthy little *@&!$!"
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she got pissed and pulled out a .45
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And before you know it POP POP POP! Jimmy was dead. She took his car and gave it some repairs such as
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and before that Jacob's name changed to Jimmy?!?!?

but the repairs consisted of her pushing it off a cliff
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She then went to a small town south of Baltimore and found out that Jacob was lying about his identity and that he was a bartender at a bar called the musky ballsack.
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and he was still alive?
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She knew Jimmy was dead but she went to the Musky Ballsack to get more information about why he was hiding his identity.
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She walked into the building and realized right away why it was called the Musky Ballsack. The odor that rode the air was a cross between Pillsbury dough and A$$ but she covered her nose and quickly walked to the bar. Behind the small counter a large man with long, greasy hair waited. He smiled, revealing what was left of not more than four blackened teeth and her stomach lurched. *ack ack ack* Sweet baby Jesus, the smell was coming from HIM! Better make this quick...
"What do you know about Jimmy? Tall guy, drove a Mustang," She looked around and tried not to gag, "He used to work here."
The bartender sneered, "Oh, I remember Jimmy, that PUKE." He turned his head and hawked a loogie. "I'll tell you everything you wanna know, but first...I need your name."......
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The end.
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Was near, I had to tell him my name. He told me everything. Also a FBI agent named Todd walked in. And shot the mafia janitor
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She ran to Todd..."Please tell me you drive a mustang..."
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Todd said "yes I drive a 2008 Mustang GT why?"
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because a mustang is the only car I want to ride in since i was spoiled when I was dating Jimmy and I know you can outrun the fbi and the mob
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because a mustang is the only car I want to ride in since i was spoiled when I was dating Jimmy and I know you can outrun the fbi and the mob
And ima homo!
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On planet bugjizzle3.0(its 3.0 now cause it updated its planetary hard drive) all mustangs are real horses with v8's and they all have 1 horse power!...but its a really big horse!
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with really giant legs that leaves tread marks in the dirt similar to nitto 555s to prevent the horse from hydroplaning
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They have wheelie bars and a carrot on a stick is nitrous!..
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Does this mean that mustangs are 4 wheel drive???
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Does this mean that mustangs are 4 wheel drive???
They are what you want them to be!..
Marty Mcfly and doc drive mine back to your future!..
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Does this mean that mustangs are 4 wheel drive???
I would say at the moment four legged drive
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I think we should start again...this is kinda fun and a hoot to read from beginning to end.
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Berry was driving his 2005 mustang convertible when a hobo jumped in front of his car
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Berry was driving his 2005 mustang convertible when a hobo jumped in front of his car
The hobo said how's it going friend I hope u don't mind but the method of holding my thumb up for hours on end for a ride doesn't really work so I used a more forceful approach so where r u headed?
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Berry said oh I was just about to make a u turn and go back the other way.
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i camaro pulls on the side of me i look at him and rev my engine, i thougjt to myself he has no chance than he looks at me and revs his engine.
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Just then the camaro transforms into bumblebee and punches the hobo in the face!...CLANG!!.."OWW!!! WTF WAS THAT FOR?" says the hobo
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bumblebee said i just dont like you
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