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Old 09-26-2007, 11:24 AM   #1
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?
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Women are difficult creatures
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Old 09-26-2007, 12:37 PM   #3
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I hear Ya !! Right now I'm dealing with Denise and all her worries about our up coming closing for the double wide we just bought. All the paper work has been approved ,the loan went thru, insurance is taken care of U-haul has been rented ,4 buddies are helping with the move and she still waking me up in the middle of the night with some weird *** "what if question"
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too funny I just bought my house a couple of months ago and I went through the same damn thing
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too funny I just bought my house a couple of months ago and I went through the same damn thing
It's must be a female thing
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they are strange animals.. they mainly act like that because they KNOW they can get away with it.
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they are strange animals.. they mainly act like that because they KNOW they can get away with it.
Never have truer words been spoken
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guys are the same damn way. i can't figure out for the life of me why they say one thing and mean another.

regardless, love the joke
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guys are the same damn way. i can't figure out for the life of me why they say one thing and mean another.

regardless, love the joke
Because were guys !!! And I believe it's just the female interpretation of what you think we said
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