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Old 10-12-2007, 12:43 PM   #1
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cabbie and the nun ----- Joke

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies,
"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as

long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.

I'm sure that there is nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

Number one, you have to be single and number two, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and I'm Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says, "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Methodist."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."


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Re: cabbie and the nun ----- Joke

haha another old but good one
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