Corey, a squirrel tried to kill me today. Ran out in front of me.
It wouldn't happen to be one of yours, would it?
I would hate to think that you were trying to harm me.
The People's Popular Front for the Liberation of Hamsteria and lower Hoboken would hate to think you were trying to harm me.
The Hamster Mujaheddin (now sans mutants, but still going strong thank you very much
) would hate to think you were trying to harm me.
Not to sound threatening or anything
; and don't mind that hamster outside your house with the laser pointer and briefcase. That's just a normal, wild North American Feral Hamster (Hamsterius Terroristas.)
boy, it's late