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Old 12-24-2011, 03:45 PM   #1
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Twas the night before chrsitmas

Just got this and thought I would share.


Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a Mustang Mach 1 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try with my 4 cylinder motor,
To beat this **** Mustang, even with it's big power.

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that Mach 1 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear my 4 cylinders ping
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at thetaillights as they get
smaller,
The
driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You will never win in that stupid thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark 4 cylinder fly-by.
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Hahahahahahaha fantastic man!! Big props!
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hahahaha thats cool.
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^^ That ish is EPIC!!!
Win.
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Epic poem of the year!!!!
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That's awesome. Put that on a shirt!
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I'm gonna recite this to my kids when I put them to bed tonight!
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I'm gonna recite this to my kids when I put them to bed tonight!
Lmfao!
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And this came from a Chevy buddy of mine. Lol
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Haha this is great.
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Re: Twas the night before chrsitmas

LMAO
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Christmas Eve bump!

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Outstanding. ...... I like it
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I thought we'd revisit it.
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The better version was posted back in 04. It wouldn't let me bump my 9 year old thread though
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The better version was posted back in 04. It wouldn't let me bump my 9 year old thread though
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Copy and paste man
I will when I get on a computer. I have a picture of it on my external at the house
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Excellent!

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