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Old 02-13-2012, 01:58 PM   #1
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Letter to Mugger on CL

This is hilarious! This happened in my hometown and chit like this DOES happen! He went home and posted this on Craigslist..HAHAHA



To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan.. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi, Alex
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Old 02-13-2012, 07:46 PM   #2
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That is awesome! Needed a good laugh.
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Old 02-13-2012, 08:22 PM   #3
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I'm too stunned for a whitty comment...that's awesome!
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Old 02-14-2012, 03:19 AM   #5
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I don't buy it. I think the guy on Craig's List was bored and has a pretty stellar imagination. Fun to read though.
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I don't buy it. I think the guy on Craig's List was bored and has a pretty stellar imagination. Fun to read though.
Agreed. Just someone looking for attention, that he's obviously getting. :failing:
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Agreed. Just someone looking for attention, that he's obviously getting. :failing:
I see why you guys would believe that there could be no truth to this. Granted there are people who would write this for sheer publicity. Thing is, being downtown Savannah and having this sort of thing happen to me and friend before, makes me believe its possible. We had a group of little thugs try this on us and leave with a beat down and Jordanless. I don't know the whole story behind this incident. An old friend emailed me this and said it reminded him of that time I mentioned above on St Pattys Day on Riverstreet in 99. Also if you've ever met a Combat Marine, like all the ones I know, you'd know he is capable of this cocky chit LoL
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Lmao. Whether its true or not, its pretty damn funny.
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Funny, but fake

snopes.com: Letter to Mugger

The guy even admitted he made it up and was blowing off steam after his house was broken into
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Funny, but fake

snopes.com: Letter to Mugger

The guy even admitted he made it up and was blowing off steam after his house was broken into
Haha knew it......
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