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Old 09-01-2014, 09:42 AM   #8121
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Had a sketchy gentleman come into my gas station this morning asking to use the phone, so I handed it to him and go about my business. I overhear him talking to 911 dispatch. Apparently he's on foot and people are trying to kill him, so he needs a police escort to take him home. He's on the phone with them for 10 minutes describing the people that are after him. About 3 minutes in, I realize he's just describing customer vehicles at the pumps...some of which were there before he walked in, and my car which was there all night. Eventually he hangs up and asks if he can stay inside, which is fine since all of my stuff is done.

About 5 minutes later, 4 police arrive and he walks outside to talk to them. Two minutes later, one of the officers (awesome dude, comes in all the time) starts laughing and explains that his cruiser only takes people to jail and he is not a taxi service. Police leave and guy walks off into the night.

Then 30 minutes later, guy comes back acting even more paranoid than before. He stays about 10 paces away from any customer that walks his direction, even comes up into my checkstand until I notice and tell him to "GTFO". My relief manager starts talking to him about why people are chasing him. Apparently he "woke up, saw bullet holes in the walls and decided to leave."...I have to add, we're in an upper-middle class neighborhood....dude's on something, and not coming down any time soon.

This started at 5:30am. I got off and came back around 7:30 and he was still there. Druggies can be entertaining sometimes.
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Feeling good about drinking more water in my diet, had a high protein shake before and after my workout... followed by a cig smh "sigh" lol

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A guy in a Porsche rolling his window down and turn his radio down to listen to my exhaust and gave me a thumbs up
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Waking up this morning and sitting in my girl for the drive to work. Isnt it funny how a 1990 still makes heads turn with envy?
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:46 PM   #8128
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Getting 4 new tires on the Cobra and our monthly Mustang Club meetup at the local DQ.

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Old 09-04-2014, 08:09 PM   #8132
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My dogs on the bed licking me, to say get up we got to go out.
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Old 09-04-2014, 08:13 PM   #8133
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My dogs on the bed licking me, to say get up we got to go out.

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My dogs on the bed licking me, to say get up we got to go out.

Let it piss on your bed
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That sounds like a great idea!!!(


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Old 09-04-2014, 08:18 PM   #8136
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Laugh it up buddies, with one being over 130lbs and the other right at 100, it is funny to wake up to two monsters in the bed trying badly to get you up.
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Old 09-04-2014, 08:18 PM   #8137
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I can dig it Grumpy

Lets see a picture of your MONSTERS.

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Watched a couple kids with california plates stealing corn out of a field on the side of the road. Asked what they were doing and they said "the farmer won't miss it, I hear this quincy sweet corn is some of the best." ..... whoops looks like I forgot to tell them that was grain corn have fun kids!

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It's odd to take pics of women jogging down the road... They call that kinda thing Creeper.
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It's odd to take pics of women jogging down the road... They call that kinda thing Creeper.
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It's odd to take pics of women jogging down the road... They call that kinda thing Creeper.
Uggh i mostly do it with my eyes ...but yeah with a cam is kinda creepyishly awkward. Haha

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Cut a 1.6 60' tonight with my 2nd run on real tires. Oh my lanta that was insane. Previous best was a 2.1 on street tires.

Sent from church, because I'm out of cheerios.
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As an early birthday present my girl got me the G3 and 2 pairs of levis. She said theres more to come
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As an early birthday present my girl got me the G3 and 2 pairs of levis. She said theres more to come

Wow she got you levis instead of true religion?
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Tryna clean mu ride and a horde of mosquitoes attacking at any pause in movement...went in the house ask for some "OFF" ...Ahhhh peace, in Houston bug spray and AC will always make me smile

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My girlfriend asked for exhaust parts for her '06 Pontiac G6 GXP for Christmas. Couldn't be more proud.
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Cut a 1.6 60' tonight with my 2nd run on real tires. Oh my lanta that was insane. Previous best was a 2.1 on street tires. Sent from church, because I'm out of cheerios.
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