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Old 09-17-2014, 10:25 PM   #8261
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Yeah bro women are very delicate, self conscious, extremely emotional, and truthfully very different but in some weird way they are all the same. Life has taught me one true thing, they are always in competition with each other. Build your roster aka "other dates" and watch them fight to be in your MVP...

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Yeah bro women are very delicate, self conscious, extremely emotional, and truthfully very different but in some weird way they are all the same. Life has taught me one true thing, they are always in competition with each other. Build your roster aka "other dates" and watch them fight to be in your MVP...

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Very true when i was trying to get my girl i got now i posted a status on Fb lol saying on to the next one.... She was eating out of my hands the next day
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Easy way to be MVP... ahem, backseat or bed?
That's depends on the type of chick your looking for you got one nighters, 4 month programmers, and take to meet your mother. You're young so ease up on the serious ***** have fun and live your life ya'know. I'd prefer you find a "side chick" first this is an ugly chick, fat chick, hairy arms chick, or dumb chick that is fun to be with but you will never tell a soul about. I'm talking area 51, CIA deemed classified, take it to your grave chick. That way your not so thirsty when you see the one you want and if you have to abort the mission you can always rely on her late at night. She won't have a problem with that dynamic cuz she knows she will get the D if she doesn't say anything and keep her mouth shut...

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Almost had one a few months ago, then she got a boyfriend.
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You let her get away or what sometimes you gotta speak to be heard nice guys only win in the movies man

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You let her get away or what sometimes you gotta speak to be heard nice guys only win in the movies man

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So da*n true. Heck, the other chick, we did everything short of Fu*king. Nearly did get a girl a year ago for a quickie before a game, but she chickened out at the last minute.
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Y'all got me dying over here! Lmao.
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So da*n true. Heck, the other chick, we did everything short of Fu*king. Nearly did get a girl a year ago for a quickie before a game, but she chickened out at the last minute.
Dude if all else fails take a trip to China town and get a "massage"...

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Dude if all else fails take a trip to China town and get a "massage"...

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There's no shame in paying to play hahaha I joke I joke I kid I kid... But all seriousness im rooting for you Stangz good hunting bro

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Thanks man.
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Thanks man.
I'm serious bro it's entirely too much a$$ walking around here and so many dudes trading jerseys for you not to accidentally fall into some Gush bro...

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"Superstar Justin Bieber" they make me laugh hahaha. I thought Soulja Boy stop making music? I'd rather stay with U2.

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What to say when asked about what engine:::::

Just tell them you have the 305 Horspower CYCLONE.
Most people that don't know what your talking about always just pretend that they do.
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Just tell them you have the 305 Horspower CYCLONE.
Most people that don't know what your talking about always just pretend that they do.
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Driving my 12 GT into work today and look over to see a Black 12 Cobra rolling past slowly looking at my car like it was a set of tits, shaking his head yes in approval of my ride. Made me feel good
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Just ordered new stuff for the Mustang. I'm probably more excited than I ever have been!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what did u order? must be big haha
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Hellcat gets 22mpg boii
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Saw that. Thats pretty impressive
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Knowing my little brother had fun at the track last night. Couldn't stop talking about the track, when we got home my other bro was awake and told him about everything; he took some pictures and videos. He laughed when he saw a Tahoe in the strip (lol). He liked 4 cars in particular; a dragster, a Hyundai (I think it was), '70 something corvette and a foxbody. Told me when he was older (he's 14) and got his first muscle car or sports car, he was going to take me down to the track and race me

Also mentioned his world geography teacher has a '14 GT and said it would be cool if I raced him lol. I told him to propose a bet to his teacher, if I win he gets free A's and if I lose he does extra work haha
I've got to say he's officially hook to cars.
Good times good times!
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Knowing my little brother had fun at the track last night. Couldn't stop talking about the track, when we got home my other bro was awake and told him about everything; he took some pictures and videos. He laughed when he saw a Tahoe in the strip (lol). He liked 4 cars in particular; a dragster, a Hyundai (I think it was), '70 something corvette and a foxbody. Told me when he was older (he's 14) and got his first muscle car or sports car, he was going to take me down to the track and race me

Also mentioned his world geography teacher has a '14 GT and said it would be cool if I raced him lol. I told him to propose a bet to his teacher, if I win he gets free A's and if I lose he does extra work haha
I've got to say he's officially hook to cars.
Good times good times!

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Knowing my little brother had fun at the track last night. Couldn't stop talking about the track, when we got home my other bro was awake and told him about everything; he took some pictures and videos. He laughed when he saw a Tahoe in the strip (lol). He liked 4 cars in particular; a dragster, a Hyundai (I think it was), '70 something corvette and a foxbody. Told me when he was older (he's 14) and got his first muscle car or sports car, he was going to take me down to the track and race me

Also mentioned his world geography teacher has a '14 GT and said it would be cool if I raced him lol. I told him to propose a bet to his teacher, if I win he gets free A's and if I lose he does extra work haha
I've got to say he's officially hook to cars.
Good times good times!
Ha only teachers from the Valley would do that i used to live in weslaco and Brownsville so yeah i wouldnt doubt if his next lesson will be on racing lol
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Ha only teachers from the Valley would do that i used to live in weslaco and Brownsville so yeah i wouldnt doubt if his next lesson will be on racing lol
Knowing how teachers are here in the valley and in Donna no doubt lol.

Certain middle and high school teachers ignited more my desire to own one of these babies haha
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teachers from the south remind me of the movie bad teacher cause i do know teachers that are the same way by all means lol had teacher come hungover as a mofo and even got to party with my teacher and play beer pong and get wasted one thing led to another and we even smoked together lol like she said "it feels weird im ur teacher" i told her technical im not ur student any more and ur not my teacher i just graduated she laughed. lol and we continued the nigh dam was she hot
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Oh sheet... haha
There's always that one hot teacher or sub
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Haha yup, ironically, the hot teacher for me was one of my friends moms.
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[/COLOR]lol jup and shame on you i bet homeboy wont be so happy lol had 2 friends that were best friends until one hooked up with his bestfriends mom and after that they hated each other i would even tease him wheres your dad and he said im fed up went to go kick the guys @$$ came back beat up lol wasnt to surprised his new father lol was huge.
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[/COLOR]lol jup and shame on you i bet homeboy wont be so happy lol had 2 friends that were best friends until one hooked up with his bestfriends mom and after that they hated each other i would even tease him wheres your dad and he said im fed up went to go kick the guys @$$ came back beat up lol wasnt to surprised his new father lol was huge.
Poor guy haha

I had a sub when I was in middle school and damn was she fine lol. Then there was my HS teacher, married with kids in her mid 20s great body.

Last I knew my HS teacher is not teaching anymore at the school. Wonder where she's teaching now ha
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