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Old 11-05-2003, 07:29 AM   #1
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11/5/03 things a redneck would NEVER SAY

40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
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39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
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38. Duct tape won't fix that.
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37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
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36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
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35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
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34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
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33. You can't feed that to the dog.
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32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
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31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
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30. Wrestling's fake.
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29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
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28. We're vegetarians.
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27. Do you think my gut is too big?
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26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
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25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
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24. Who gives a crap about the Dells.
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23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
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22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
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21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
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20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
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19. Trim the fat off that steak.
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18. Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.
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17. The tires on that truck are too big.
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16. I'll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.
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15. I've got it all on the C drive.
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14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
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13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
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12. My fiancee, Bobbie Joe, is registered at Tiffany's.
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11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
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10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
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8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
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7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
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6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
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