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Old 11-05-2003, 07:36 AM   #1
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DOH!

A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer
and asked him what word he would like to use as a login password.
Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter "PENIS." Without
blinking or saying a word she entered the password. She then almost died
laughing at the computer's response:

*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***
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Old 11-05-2003, 07:39 AM   #2
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There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club
after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of
the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

- "Hello?"

- "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

- "Yes."

- "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

- "What's the price?"

- "Only $1,500.00."

- "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

- "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2004
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me
a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought
last year..."

- "What price did he quote you?"

- "Only $60,000..."

- "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

- "Great!
But before we hang up, something else..."

- "What?"

- "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...
I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had
looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember?
The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront
property..."

- "How much are they asking?"

- "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have that much
in the bank to cover..."

- "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

- "OK, sweetie...
Thanks! I'll see you later!!
I love you!!!"

- "Bye...I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding
the phone and asks to all those present:
- "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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God Ken, that stuff is great. Keep it coming. Gives me something to read when noone feels like posting.
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thats some funny stuff
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Old 11-05-2003, 02:34 PM   #6
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CHICAGO

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up.....fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being characteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teach, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"NO", said David, "He plays for the Cubs, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids".
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rubiken, wtf do you get all this stuff?
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you need to put "Rubiken" in your sig
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lol.

how's that?
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Rubiken That is a good lesbo jeep driver name !!!!!
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8) i come up with the best names, lol, not really but....yeah
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hahaha, nice sig ken, i love it
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