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Old 03-05-2012, 10:52 PM   #1
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Favorite movie quotes

What's your favorite movie quote, or just a good one liner?

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"I'll be your Huckleberry"
Doc holiday in Tombstone
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"By the beard of zues!"

Will ferrel in anchorman
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Will ferrel in anchorman
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Pretty much anything that comes out of his mouth is worth quoting.

"AMMERIICUHHH!!" in the Other Guys

"If you don't chew Big Red then f**k you!" In talledega knights

"ELE! everybody.love.everybody.!" In semi-pro.

"Are you f**king high?! ITS SHARK WEEK!" In Step Brothers

I could go all day. Just liked to share
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Pretty much anything that comes out of his mouth is worth quoting.

"AMMERIICUHHH!!" in the Other Guys

"If you don't chew Big Red then f**k you!" In talledega knights

"ELE! everybody.love.everybody.!" In semi-pro.

"Are you f**king high?! ITS SHARK WEEK!" In Step Brothers

I could go all day. Just liked to share
your forgetting the best one!!!

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?

Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.

Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
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your forgetting the best one!!!

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?

Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.

Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
Hahahahahhahahahahahaha thanks for the help... I haven't laughed that hard in a while
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i know haha i love it

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"you play ball like a girl!"
From the movie "Sandlot" all time favorite line! Hahaha
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Its a TV quote, but:
"You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
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I don't understand. Did you trip on something..."
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You gunna pull them pistols or whistle DIXIE ???

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I love lamp

Just when I think you can't possibly get any dumber, you go and do somethin lie this........and totally redeem yourself!!
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What's your favorite movie quote, or just a good one liner?

Mine....

"I'll be your Huckleberry"
Doc holiday in Tombstone
yes!!
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Re: Favorite movie quotes

This is one of the funniest movies Ive ever seen with Ashton Kutcher.

"Just floor it baby"

"I am flooring it! If I pushed any harder my foot would blow through the floor and we´d be Flintstoning our asses there"

"Tom, you're acting like a crazy person"!
"Well, MAYBE it's cuz I just got hit in the HEAD with a ten pound ASHTRAY"!

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Bahahaha, dumb and dumber, love it
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" i busted his fist up with my face "

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Sorry for this long post.. You couldn't have enough office quotes... I just love this show!


Michael Scott: After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie: Threat Level Midnight.

Michael Scott: [After Toby's head was blown off] Joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!

Michael Scott: Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Oscar: Where?
Michael Scott: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?

Jim Halpert: [after Jim paired his headset with Dwight's cell phone] Hello this is Dwight.
Pam Beesly:[over the phone] Hello is this Dwight?
Jim Halpert: Yes it is.
Pam Beesly: Oh my goodness you sound sexy.
Jim Halpert: Oh, thank you. I've been working out.
Dwight Schrute: Woah woah woah! Pam! Pam! You are not talking to Dwight right now. You are talking to Jim.
Pam Beesly: [into phone] Dwight?
Dwight Schrute: No! [waving] I'm over here!
Pam Beesly: I'm confused.
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" i busted his fist up with my face "

Porkys
Oh yes! Love that movie!

If he's drunk and you he's not you're all gonna get booked on accessory..... Oh yes he's drunk SOB does it all the time!!!

Sh¡T it is getting shorter!!!
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Sorry for this long post.. You couldn't have enough office quotes... I just love this show!

Michael Scott: After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie: Threat Level Midnight.

Michael Scott: [After Toby's head was blown off] Joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!

Michael Scott: Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Oscar: Where?
Michael Scott: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?

Jim Halpert: [after Jim paired his headset with Dwight's cell phone] Hello this is Dwight.
Pam Beesly:[over the phone] Hello is this Dwight?
Jim Halpert: Yes it is.
Pam Beesly: Oh my goodness you sound sexy.
Jim Halpert: Oh, thank you. I've been working out.
Dwight Schrute: Woah woah woah! Pam! Pam! You are not talking to Dwight right now. You are talking to Jim.
Pam Beesly: [into phone] Dwight?
Dwight Schrute: No! [waving] I'm over here!
Pam Beesly: I'm confused.
Another great one, keep em coming folks!!!!!
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Guess this one .. Oldie but goodie

" your mouthwash ain't cuttin it "
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you just gotta keep livin man and i believe i am

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you just gotta keep livin man and i believe i am

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I keep gettin older, they stay the same age ahahahahah

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"Yippee ki yay mother f**ker."

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1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!! The only thing that can create that kind of power is a bolt of lightning!

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We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.
I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.

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If I had a nickel for every time that ball pulled me out of a tight spot, I'd have a ****load of nickels!
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Harry: Man, there's no jobs around here.

Lloyd: Yea not unless you wanna work 40 hours a week

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