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Old 12-25-2007, 11:52 AM   #1
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Twas the night with the Mustang

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Twas the night before Christmas and out on the street,

nothing was moving, not even a Jeep.

All was still with nothing in sight,

then what to my wandering eyes did I see,

but a Mustang SVT alone at a light.

The moonlight glistened off my wing, oh so gay.

My import was ready to show ‘em the way.

I had some NOS on my tiny motor,

I would beat that Stang with its Eaton supercharger.

I pulled alongside and revved up with a fart,

Pointed to the wing on my gay shopping cart.

The light turned green, I was off like a jolt,

While the SVT filled the night sky with smoke.

I called to my Evo four pistons,

on basher, on crasher, on smasher, and the one knocking,

onward faster let’s finish the slaughtering.

The engine did rev, I was ready for action,

but just at that moment the Mustang caught traction.

With a grin on his face, and a gleam in his eye,

like a shot from a cannon, that SVT went by.

He blew by so fast, he spun me round twice.

I knew at that moment, I was freshly fried rice.

He held up one finger as he drove into the night,

all I saw was dimming taillights.

But I heard him exclaim as he roared outta sight,

“You stupid ricer, you can’t beat Blue Oval dynamite.
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nice
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lame.........
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Re: Twas the night with the Mustang

haha nice!
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lame.........
Yeah its kinda cheesy, but still amusing...

4 bangers with untuned shots of nitrous are lame
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Re: Twas the night with the Mustang

Dangit, I missed posting up my story...o well, next year.
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Re: Twas the night with the Mustang

Here's the yearly christmas story...straight from me...

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I wil try, I wil try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when the V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late.
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night
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Yeah its kinda cheesy, but still amusing...

4 bangers with untuned shots of nitrous are lame
Thats what I'm saying! DSM = Lame.
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Re: Twas the night with the Mustang



i love that one!!
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Yeah its kinda cheesy, but still amusing...

4 bangers with untuned shots of nitrous are lame
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Thats what I'm saying! DSM = Lame.
interesting reply, cause, you know, so many dsmers run nitrous :dunno:

your comeback = lame.
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interesting reply, cause, you know, so many dsmers run nitrous :dunno:

your comeback = lame.
Your OP = lame.
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Your OP = lame.
is that all you got?
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Old 12-27-2007, 02:52 AM   #13
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is that all you got?
not much better than what you had...
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not much better than what you had...
dang whod'a thunk it, jeep boy showed up. isnt there a mud trail you should be playing on?
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dang whod'a thunk it, jeep boy showed up. isnt there a mud trail you should be playing on?
Man... could you have set that one up better. Totally was going to throw a "your mom" joke, but since I know neither your mom or you personally, I'll let it slide... just like I did into Brent's mom's mud trail...
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is that all you got?
Yes!
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Man... could you have set that one up better. Totally was going to throw a "your mom" joke, but since I know neither your mom or you personally, I'll let it slide... just like I did into Brent's mom's mud trail...
lol too bad you are 2000 miles away........

only chuck norris can **** from that distance.
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only chuck norris can **** from that distance.

well that was random... but funny
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well that was random... but funny
He would know, so I think he was being serious.
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Bill Brasky once ****ed Thomas' mom while orbiting Earth in a space shuttle.
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lol yeah ok
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arguing over the internet = lame
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