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Old 01-08-2008, 10:51 AM   #1
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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS
And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
" BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is
"HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a
"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes
" VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a
" LOW-PRICED PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is
" OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in
"FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
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I am currently adding-on to my "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY"...
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Re: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America

haha! Well, I know a few men who have 'rectal-cranial inversion' waaaay too often.

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Re: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America

Funny stuff
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I am currently adding-on to my "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY"...
at noon? Nice!!!
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I am currently adding-on to my "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY"...
I'm currently using my Smoke Grain Burner
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Re: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America

girls love my rear cleavage
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Re: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America

funny...
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good stuff! lol
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good stuff! lol
I like your avator Chrissy, and I must say, from my experience, it is true.
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I like your avator Chrissy, and I must say, from my experience, it is true.
But red heads do it all
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But red heads do it all

got that right.

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