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Old 01-16-2008, 06:37 PM   #1
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OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.




Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM



Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM



Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.



Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined



Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Denise is threating to sign me up for all the courses 2:
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Re: thought the Ladies might like this one !!

LOVE IT! i know a few guys would could use these courses
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Re: thought the Ladies might like this one !!

I'm signing Brad up for a few of those.
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LOVE IT! i know a few guys would could use these courses
Hey now, don't drag me into this conversation, woman!!
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:51 PM   #5
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Old 01-16-2008, 09:57 PM   #6
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Re: thought the Ladies might like this one !!

what a bunch of worthless classes
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Re: thought the Ladies might like this one !!



there are a few i belong in
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Re: thought the Ladies might like this one !!

already taken 1-5, 8, 12 & 14...I may have almost enough credits to graduate.
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already taken 1-5, 8, 12 & 14...I may have almost enough credits to graduate.
I'm having problems with class 4,7,12,13 and 14
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Re: thought the Ladies might like this one !!

im an amazing cook. the funny part is.. i dont know what im doing half the time. its just been one of those things that came naturally.
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Re: thought the Ladies might like this one !!

haha, LOVE it!

this has to be one of the best threads ever, Herb!!! lol
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Re: thought the Ladies might like this one !!

could pass all but 4,7,9,10,12,13,14. 5 out of 14 aint bad..
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I'm signing Brad up for a few of those.
Hey now...that's not fair, I should get to sign you up for other classes as well.
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That is NOT gonna happen, I don't enjoy shopping
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Hey now...that's not fair, I should get to sign you up for other classes as well.

like what?

do tell.
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Haha, great post. I'll promptly sign Bry up for classes 4 & 5. LOL
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I without doubt FAILED class 7 this weekend !!!! But it wasn't altogether my fault .Women please check the pockets before washing clothes and it will eliminate the marijuana smell coming from the dryer
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