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Old 01-18-2008, 12:16 PM   #1
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Jesus is Watching You . . .

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Re: Jesus is Watching You . . .

haha thats good
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Re: Jesus is Watching You . . .

Nice...btw, posts like this belong in the Lounge or whatever it's call now just fyi
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Re: Jesus is Watching You . . .

Thanks! That's where I'll start posting them!
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Re: Jesus is Watching You . . .

pretty funny.
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Re: Jesus is Watching You . . .

that's pretty good.
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Re: Jesus is Watching You . . .

Nice One
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Re: Jesus is Watching You . . .

I think I have heard it before, it it still makes me laugh.
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Re: Jesus is Watching You . . .

ha ha ha thas good

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I think I have heard it before, it it still makes me laugh.
you have heard it all havent you?
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you have heard it all havent you?
No, but nearly. I retain stupid stuff in my head pretty easily (never useful stuff) and spend a lot of time on the web and reading, so I do hear/see a lot of stuff that gets posted.
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No, but nearly. I retain stupid stuff in my head pretty easily (never useful stuff) and spend a lot of time on the web and reading, so I do hear/see a lot of stuff that gets posted.
I am almost opposite. except I dont retain nearly anything. unless its about cars or quads. then I have about a 50/50 chance of it staying. learning to use a computer alone was a miracle!
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