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Old 01-22-2008, 11:47 AM   #1
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Lucky night at the bar . . .

A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman he met at a bar.

She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit and, while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."

So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as they enter her place, and she shouts upstairs:

"Mom! You still awake?"
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Re: Lucky night at the bar . . .

:zim:...:barf:...:tired:
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Re: Lucky night at the bar . . .

haha, ummmm...no way.
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haha, ummmm...no way.
Doesn't this remind you of something? lol
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Re: Lucky night at the bar . . .

haha.. that was pretty good
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Re: Lucky night at the bar . . .

Hmmm...not that I can think of. Just that...no, and no way, ever! lol. It was funny though.
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Re: Lucky night at the bar . . .

yikes. I don't care how hot she is, 62 is too old.
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yikes. I don't care how hot she is, 62 is too old.
your right but her mom is even older!!!
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Re: Lucky night at the bar . . .

it'd be a better joke if she was a hot 40~ish chick.
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