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Old 02-01-2008, 03:28 PM   #1
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Motorists Make Unusual Statements (Joke)

Motorists Make Unusual Statements (Joke)

From Page 12: Logan Daily News Saturday, April 4, 1992

Editor’s Note: Motorists say the darnest things, according to Logan Police Chief Dave Keich, Who submitted the following:

“Coming home, I drove into the wrong house & collided with a tree I don’t have.”

“A pedestrian hit me & went under my car.”

“I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.”

“The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.”

“My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.”

“To avoid hitting the bumper on the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.”

“As I approached the intersection, a sign appeared in a place where no sign ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.”

“A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.”

“I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel & had the accident.”

“I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows.”

“I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.”

“The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.”

“I saw a slow moving, sad faced gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.”

“I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.”

“An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car & vanished.”

“I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law & headed over the embankment.”

“The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swereve out of it’s way when it struck the front end.”

“I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a skull fracture.”

“I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head though it.”

“The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.”

“The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.”
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haha some of those are good

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Haha yeah, good stuff
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