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Old 02-01-2008, 04:55 PM   #1
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What Are Seniors Worth? (Joke)

What Are Seniors Worth? (Joke)
We are worth a Fortune!
Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet & gas in their stomachs. I have become a little older since I saw you last & a few changes have come into my life; frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal.

I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Next, Charlie Horse comes along & when he is here he takes a lot of my time & attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from join to joint. After such a busy day, I’m really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life! Oh yes, I’m also flirting with Al Zymer.

The preacher came to call the other day. He said that at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him. Oh I do, all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself, now what was I here after?
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