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Old 10-24-2012, 02:48 PM   #456
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My brother playing a game on his phone called match the muff (vagina) he is 38 years old.... Hahaha
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Okay so I answer questions about out billpay service and I just had the craziest call
Normally we won't talk to members directly but one CU rep called with the member on the phone ... Older man 77.. I explain what I needed to and then all of a sudden we hear "DAMNIT!! My hands tingling" we talk a little more and he goes "DAMNIT My hands tingling" again then he doesnt respond when we call his name ... He gives us a grunt and then starts talking. We ask if he needs an ambulance he says no because he has his life alert around his neck ... Then what made me die laughing (not where they could here) was that I swear the man was taking a piss ... You could hear the stream start And stop with the echo of the bathroom OmG!!! This guy made my day! He was so nonchalant about his hand .. I think he might have been having a heart attack (not that that's funny) haha might not be as funny to y'all but it was to me haha
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At a stop sign there was a cop behind me, I hadn't put on my turn signal yet but saw he was going left. I turned mine going right and when I left I saw him now going right too. Ja he took a while to pull out but never caught back up to me, we took a left and still no catch up, then I turned right and he left.

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Okay so I answer questions about out billpay service and I just had the craziest call
Normally we won't talk to members directly but one CU rep called with the member on the phone ... Older man 77.. I explain what I needed to and then all of a sudden we hear "DAMNIT!! My hands tingling" we talk a little more and he goes "DAMNIT My hands tingling" again then he doesnt respond when we call his name ... He gives us a grunt and then starts talking. We ask if he needs an ambulance he says no because he has his life alert around his neck ... Then what made me die laughing (not where they could here) was that I swear the man was taking a piss ... You could hear the stream start And stop with the echo of the bathroom OmG!!! This guy made my day! He was so nonchalant about his hand .. I think he might have been having a heart attack (not that that's funny) haha might not be as funny to y'all but it was to me haha
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Old 10-26-2012, 12:12 AM   #459
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At a stop sign there was a cop behind me, I hadn't put on my turn signal yet but saw he was going left. I turned mine going right and when I left I saw him now going right too. Ja he took a while to pull out but never caught back up to me, we took a left and still no catch up, then I turned right and he left.
I always mess with the cops like that around here! Haha!
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I always mess with the cops like that around here! Haha!
sure is fun. Especially when you know there window is down and you make it a little loud, just for them.

Kinda sucked though cause he had the radar on me and im geared with no tuner yet so had to guesstimate 30mph, was probably at 25 ja.
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REDBULL, vodka, full throttle, lemonade, & rum. I laughed alot.
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Old 10-26-2012, 12:59 AM   #462
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sure is fun. Especially when you know there window is down and you make it a little loud, just for them.

Kinda sucked though cause he had the radar on me and im geared with no tuner yet so had to guesstimate 30mph, was probably at 25 ja.
My speedo is 5 under and no matter where i go I let it get real loud!
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My speedo is 5 under and no matter where i go I let it get real loud!
Like a boss
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Making fun of my boss cause he couldn't figure out how to open my flash drive when everyone else got it right away.
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Making fun of my boss cause he couldn't figure out how to open my flash drive when everyone else got it right away.
I hate to say this but making fun of your boss is not an suggestible action lol jk
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Old 10-27-2012, 12:44 AM   #466
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I hate to say this but making fun of your boss is not an suggestible action lol jk
I would agree with that but my boss is awesome. I'm usually in his office everyday for something we talk business for like five minutes and then he will go off on something else and forget what he was talking about. Lol
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Old 10-30-2012, 01:21 PM   #468
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Its cuz he's shaking so bad from the cold weather
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Its cuz he's shaking so bad from the cold weather
Haha then sit down!!! Haha
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Haha then sit down!!! Haha
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Haha use a cup! Haha
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When my wife came to me very concerned because my kids had said that they want daddy to do a burnout! I'm not sure how they learned that!?
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When my wife came to me very concerned because my kids had said that they want daddy to do a burnout! I'm not sure how they learned that!?
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When my wife came to me very concerned because my kids had said that they want daddy to do a burnout! I'm not sure how they learned that!?
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That reminds me of my Stang: about 50% of life left
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At the deal Microsoft has. $99 xbox, 4GB with kinect or 250GB. But the catch is 2 year gold subscription at 14.99 a month. Grand total,,,,
$458.76

And $149 for 250GB with kinect
$508.76
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Managers getting mad when I defend myself. She said, "it seems every time I tell you something you always have something to say, I said well I can't stay quiet gotta defend myself, she said well sometimes you should stay quiet.
Ok Uh no I dont care who you are dont expect me to walk away with my tail between my legs like a dog and not defend myself.
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Haha lol does that window taste good?
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Haha lol does that window taste good?
Apparently it does! Lol... I told my aunt your in trouble now he's a window licker.
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Old 11-13-2012, 06:57 PM   #483
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Apparently it does! Lol... I told my aunt your in trouble now he's a window licker.
Hahaha u need a helmet I got one lol
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Hahaha u need a helmet I got one lol
Lmao....
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People already camping outside best buy for Black Friday
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Omgah!! They are insane! Haha
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Omgah!! They are insane! Haha
People are stupid! Yea like there's not gonna be sales for the rest of the holiday season. So let me waste my vaction days to sit outside a store for 6 days. Wow!
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People are stupid! Yea like there's not gonna be sales for the rest of the holiday season. So let me waste my vaction days to sit outside a store for 6 days. Wow!
Exactly I think if I was gonna waste that much time I would just pay the extra 100 it's not like the deals are that great on Black Friday haha
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Exactly I think if I was gonna waste that much time I would just pay the extra 100 it's not like the deals are that great on Black Friday haha
Yup I totally agree!
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