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Old 06-25-2012, 06:37 PM   #1
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So much seriousness how about some laughter for a change.

The fact that my grandpas danger blood sugar levels are below 50 and above 300.
Ridiculous numbers, what a waste I may add. At work a client is 80-180 now that's understandable.
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Old 06-26-2012, 04:12 PM   #2
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Look at the dates. Its the 1st episode tomorrow,, but its today Ja.

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Hearing the dude from Out of Control Drivers saying an 18 wheeler was carrying 200 tons of lemons. Really 200 tons?
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Hearing the dude from Out of Control Drivers saying an 18 wheeler was carrying 200 tons of lemons. Really 200 tons?
Lol, I love how they exaggerate the situation. Epically when you're watching from the helicopter view and they add the sound FX, tires screeching, horns blaring and near misses. Lol
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Lol, I love how they exaggerate the situation. Epically when you're watching from the helicopter view and they add the sound FX, tires screeching, horns blaring and near misses. Lol
Jaja yes that is hilarious. I noticed it when a lady was hitting another driver with a crutch.
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Lol, I love how they exaggerate the situation. Epically when you're watching from the helicopter view and they add the sound FX, tires screeching, horns blaring and near misses. Lol

one word: RATINGS!!!!! Don't forget it. The better the ratings the more advertisers want to Advertise on your network. Like on the news when they scare the crap out of you during a Thunderstorm.
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I set of a car alarm with my exhaust in the mall parking structure. Lol...
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Just hit a skunk, he/she totally walked into it. I tried to avoid but it walked into the tire. Can I get double points for hitting it with the back tire too?

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Just hit a skunk, he/she totally walked into it. I tried to avoid but it walked into the tire. Can I get double points for hitting it with the back tire too?

That's triple points! Lol...

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I set of a car alarm with my exhaust in the mall parking structure. Lol...
Haha I let my mom borrow my car to go visit my grandma in the hospital cuz her van was in the shop and she said she accidentally hit the gas hard in the parking garage and set of like 5 alarms and chirped the tires. I would have payed to see it lol
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one word: RATINGS!!!!! Don't forget it. The better the ratings the more advertisers want to Advertise on your network. Like on the news when they scare the crap out of you during a Thunderstorm.
That's why I dont watch the news, seems to always be bad sad or mad, ;}
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Just nailed myself with the gym door, my foot caught it and I walked right into it,, can I say I got owned? Shazam door 1 me 0 ={
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Haha I let my mom borrow my car to go visit my grandma in the hospital cuz her van was in the shop and she said she accidentally hit the gas hard in the parking garage and set of like 5 alarms and chirped the tires. I would have payed to see it lol
That's awesome!
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Seeing a tree out my window go left cause of the wind and a little later the tree going right ja, now just need it to stop raining
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The best type of guard dog is the one that can be stolen easily.

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Had a dream that I was stepping on a spider lookin, fang shooting, jumping insect and woke up freaking out thinking I didn't kill it and that it was on my legs
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Drunk kids swearing at me after me and a coworker kicked them out of the mall
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Some kids in a riced out neon yelling at me to race them from a red light at 11 at night. I tried to ignore them but than I figured what the hell. I put about 10 cars on them before the next light. They were telling me how my car was crazy fast.. I Didint tell them I was not even CLOSE to WOT. I felt kinda bad even racing them. It was not fair at all lol made me smile tho
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We had a guard dog but someone stole it. That made me laugh so hard!
I thought it was funny. I'm going to Liberate impala. Like who steals a guard dog.
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This riced out scion xb.

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My camera didn't take the picture. Anyway it was blacked out on the top half and silver on the bottom with a fartbox
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Watching the 2012 Mazda 3 commercial and seeing the car slide,, only cause the course was wet JA
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