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Old 02-15-2008, 09:12 AM   #1
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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gotta love the blondes
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lololol....
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HAHA!! Love it Love It
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