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Old 07-10-2012, 09:18 PM   #36
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You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Miss, may I use your cell phone? My Mom told me to call her as soon as I found an Angel.
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Can you touch my hand so I can say I was touched by an angel

---------- Post added at 07:29 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:28 PM ----------

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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Sounds like some of y'all have had experience with this:p
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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You must work at subway cuz you just gave me a foot long hahaha
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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
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"Did it hurt?"

Did what hurt?

"when you fell down from heaven, you angel."

"no."

"Good, here's a hammer now help me fix my friggin roof."
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Are you from Tennessee? Cuz youre the only Ten-i-see.
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Hello are you married?
[Yes]
Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
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Old 07-11-2012, 04:24 PM   #48
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Hey, we should go seal clubbing.
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Girl- Why are you following me?

U- My mom always told me to follow my dreams


I lost my number can I have yours?
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Hey, we should go seal clubbing.
That one should work. Haha
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Old 07-12-2012, 12:19 PM   #51
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Re: Pick up lines

Found these that you all might find amusing.

It was titled "******bag Pick Up Lines."

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So I went to sixth street last night and used this one for an hour till some girl finally slapped me! It was the goal btw.. "So I was about to go m*****bate but I needed a name to go with that pretty face" and the funny part is it worked out more than half the time one girl even bought me some drinks after that
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Your like a rooster, any cocklldoo
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Old 07-16-2012, 02:41 PM   #54
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Hahah I have one a girl can use I tried once but I couldnt keep a strait face. I had made a bet with a friend.

Girl: "that shirt looks very becoming on you, course if I were on you I'd be c**ing too. hahaha

Not sure how much to sensor on here. But you get the idea.
Is that top felt?
No
Do you want it to be?

I am a lot like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I am really sweet.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
No, why?
Because I can see me in your pants.

Hey girl, can we pretend one of your legs is thanksgiving and the other is Christmas, and I want to spend some time in between the holidays.

Life without you is like a broken pencil... Pointless.

1.Did it hurt?
2.Did what hurt?
1.When you fell from heaven, because it sure f***ed up your face.

1. You have been a bad girl, go to my room.

I have a lot more I am just tired of typing. Haha
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Found these that you all might find amusing.

It was titled "******bag Pick Up Lines."
Lmao
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Excuse me can you tell me if this smells like chloroform? Just Kidding my names _________!
I tried that one once... The girl didn't know what it was...! I just walked away.
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Old 07-16-2012, 03:15 PM   #57
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Haha thats cute.

I heard another one today:

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
No....
Enough to break the ice, hi I'm [insert name here]
I had that one used on me by a girl. I was her waiter was kind of awkward but she was cute, the line was just too corny to reply lol.
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Old 07-16-2012, 04:16 PM   #58
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I tried that one once... The girl didn't know what it was...! I just walked away.
That's the beauty of it put some on a handkerchief and let her find out! Lol
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You and me. My place, pizza & sex.

Girl: ewe.

Me: What? You don't like pizza?
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I have a mustang! Suprised no one did that one yet. Girls can't resist
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That's the beauty of it put some on a handkerchief and let her find out! Lol
Yeah... That's a good way to get a lady home. If I have to resort to that I am better off staying inside. I am 16 and right now, my girlfriend knows cars are my priority and she doesn't question it. So I think I found a keeper. Haha.
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Yeah... That's a good way to get a lady home. If I have to resort to that I am better off staying inside. I am 16 and right now, my girlfriend knows cars are my priority and she doesn't question it. So I think I found a keeper. Haha.
Sounds like you did. Lucky.
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Yeah... That's a good way to get a lady home. If I have to resort to that I am better off staying inside. I am 16 and right now, my girlfriend knows cars are my priority and she doesn't question it. So I think I found a keeper. Haha.
I'm talking to this girl who her priority is cars as well, just gotta get her to the muscle car side and then I think everything will be perfect.
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I'm talking to this girl who her priority is cars as well, just gotta get her to the muscle car side and then I think everything will be perfect.
Let me guess..... she's into Hondas?
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Let me guess..... she's into Hondas?
Im guessing trucks or off roading something (just a guess!)
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Let me guess..... she's into Hondas?
Just make sure its a Honda like this
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Let me guess..... she's into Hondas?
Unfortunately yes, I wish it was trucks the only reason I don't have one is I would flip it.
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Unfortunately yes, I wish it was trucks the only reason I don't have one is I would flip it.
Haha I knew it!!! only hondas worth any time are the NSX, s2000 and the integra type r for road courses only.
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