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Old 07-19-2012, 08:50 PM   #71
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Haha I knew it!!! only hondas worth any time are the NSX, s2000 and the integra type r for road courses only.
This man has got the right idea
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You gotta a purdy mouth...

Works with every cousin. Howdy
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:34 PM   #73
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Are you from Idaho?
No.
Oh... U-da-hoe?

Idk
Now that will get a guy's head slapped in short order I bet.
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:11 PM   #74
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My Ex, when we were dating. I called her up, hey, what do you want to do tonight?

She replied, take me out for a good time and then we'll go to your place and I'll show you a better one.

I totally got laid. Haha.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:05 PM   #75
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My Ex, when we were dating. I called her up, hey, what do you want to do tonight?

She replied, take me out for a good time and then we'll go to your place and I'll show you a better one.

I totally got laid. Haha.
Hahaha she sounds awesome! Every time my ex told me that I smelled delicious/looked delicious I knew I was getting some haha.
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Old 07-20-2012, 08:02 PM   #76
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Re: Pick up lines

My favorite...

Can I buy you a drink or would you rather just have the $3.75...
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Old 07-21-2012, 03:48 AM   #77
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Re: Pick up lines

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
I suck at rhyming,
Show me your tits.
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:31 AM   #78
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Lmfao. Please keep this thread going.

You must be a chicken farmer you sure can raise a cock.

Clearly you're not the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Problem solved.
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:41 PM   #79
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I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!

There’s a snickers in my pants….hungry why wait?

Is your *** from McDonalds? Because I'm Lovin It!

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
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Old 07-21-2012, 02:44 PM   #80
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Old 07-21-2012, 03:55 PM   #82
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i'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!
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lmfaoooo omg i just pissed my pants
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I don't look at women in bars.
I don't buy them drinks.
If they flirt I flirt back.
They will never see the inside of my wallet or home, just my headliner.
Women (generally my experience) at bars are like men. Not worth the skin they're printed on.
I tend to tell these cash chasers that they found the one guy that just doesn't care. Either we do or we don't. No fancy lines.
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Old 07-21-2012, 06:51 PM   #84
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I don't look at women in bars.
I don't buy them drinks.
If they flirt I flirt back.
They will never see the inside of my wallet or home, just my headliner.
Women (generally my experience) at bars are like men. Not worth the skin they're printed on.
I tend to tell these cash chasers that they found the one guy that just doesn't care. Either we do or we don't. No fancy lines.
^ very true just depends on what your chasing.
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^ very true just depends on what your chasing.
So true. Pick up lines generally are intended to close the deal quickly.

Y'all have a lot of funny ones. I'm liking this thread!
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Old 07-22-2012, 03:55 PM   #86
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So true. Pick up lines generally are intended to close the deal quickly.

Y'all have a lot of funny ones. I'm liking this thread!
How 'bout this:
I drive a Mustang. And it's NOT a V8!
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How 'bout this:
I drive a Mustang. And it's NOT a V8!
then she asks whats the point of driving a mustang


just kidding
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Old 07-22-2012, 04:22 PM   #88
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then she asks whats the point of driving a mustang

just kidding
I screwed that one up. Meant to say V6.
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How 'bout this:
I drive a Mustang. And it's NOT a V8!
Now that's some true courage to say something like that, but very true lol
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Old 07-22-2012, 04:36 PM   #90
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Eh, I've got enough to go around. I like to wine and dine a lady.
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Are those astronaut pants? Cuz your *** is outta this world.
Rebuttal: actually they are softball pants cuz this *** is outta your league!
Hahaha
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:13 PM   #92
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Thought of this one today.
Guy: do you believe in love at first sight.
Girl: no
Guy: neither do I so we should make some.
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Is your name google cause u got everything I'm looking for
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Alright read all of then to drop two on you


Hey you're a lot like the roads I like to drive on, full of curves and slippery when wet

Guy: are you from bed rock?
Girl no
Guy oh I bet we can get the bed rocking

You have beautiful eyes
Girl thank you
Guy I would love to see what they look like when u wake up in the morning.
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Old 08-12-2012, 03:53 AM   #95
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You look like my future exwife.
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Nice shirt, but I bet it looks better on my bedroom floor.
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Not sure if it's been posted before. This won't ever work.


I wish you were like my toe, so I could bang you on my coffee table.
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Not sure if it's been posted before. This won't ever work.

I wish you were like my toe, so I could bang you on my coffee table.
That's by far the funniest I've read so far!
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Is your name lucky charms? Cause you look magically delicious!
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Is your name lucky charms? Cause you look magically delicious!
Im gunna steal that! Ha
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You should sell hot dogs, cause you already know how to make a wiener stand.
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This is the one I use all the time.

Smiling "hi how are you"
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Got another one, saw it on fb:

Did you sit in sugar? Cuz that a$$ is sweet!!!
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This is the one I use all the time.

Smiling "hi how are you"
It's, how u doin!!!!!!!!!!
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