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Old 08-13-2012, 03:58 PM   #106
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Got another one, saw it on fb:

Did you sit in sugar? Cuz that a$$ is sweet!!!
Are those space pants? Cause your *** is outta this world!
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Old 08-14-2012, 02:24 PM   #107
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Heres my favorite, everytime went am with my 3year old kid blue eyes so handsome all the ladys/girls tell me oh he so cute so i tell them "i make preatty cute babys right if u want we can make another one or we can just practice making for a while"
Lol! That sounds like a recipe for disaster! You'll get some crazy chick thats been wanting a baby and thinks its open season on you! Haha
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Old 08-14-2012, 02:35 PM   #108
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Hey, let me put my seed in you.
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Not sure if it's been posted before. This won't ever work.

I wish you were like my toe, so I could bang you on my coffee table.
I have never heard that one, but I seriously laughed out loud. That one was good.
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Unfortunately magnums won't protect you from any wife's... lol
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Re: Pick up lines

hey i just thought of one specifically for girls in germany....hey i am like the autobahn you can ride me as fast and hard as you want all day!!!!!!
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Tham baby you bump ur car door in to mine so how u want to pay me

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Hey so i got a camcorder and some condoms u want to go behind that alley and put the video later on pornhub.com
Hahaha! I love the first!!! Classic.

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hey i just thought of one specifically for girls in germany....hey i am like the autobahn you can ride me as fast and hard as you want all day!!!!!!
That's funny! If only it were true.

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Hahaha! I love the first!!! Classic.

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That's funny! If only it were true.
Although it may happen, I'd be afraid my eyes would be bleeding.
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Old 08-22-2012, 10:11 PM   #113
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Re: Pick up lines

This was a former coworker of mine from six months ago.

Guy: "...So, yeah, I actually live just several miles away from you. We 're practically neighbors."

Me: "Oh yeah? That's cool."

Guy: "We should carpool to work! You'll save gas on your Mustang! I mean, you know how those V8s are.... Eating all that gas...."

It was a sweet gesture, I suppose lol! But...I didn't choose my car for the gas
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Haha... What a weird way to pick some one up
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:12 AM   #115
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I have never heard that one, but I seriously laughed out loud. That one was good.
Thank you sir, I have yet to see that one work. Someone prove me wrong please.
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This was a former coworker of mine from six months ago.

Guy: "...So, yeah, I actually live just several miles away from you. We 're practically neighbors."

Me: "Oh yeah? That's cool."

Guy: "We should carpool to work! You'll save gas on your Mustang! I mean, you know how those V8s are.... Eating all that gas...."

It was a sweet gesture, I suppose lol! But...I didn't choose my car for the gas
Sounds a little creepy, did you have a first name by this point because I don't car pool with strangers lol
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Sounds a little creepy, did you have a first name by this point because I don't car pool with strangers lol
Haha Yes, I did get his first name by then, but still, I barely knew him, so the carpool never happened. Then a few weeks later, after he gave me the impression that he'd never buy a mustang due to the gas mileage, he suddenly bought a Camaro SS, and bragged to me about it

I was like, "Dude, what happened to your Lexus?" lol
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Haha Yes, I did get his first name by then, but still, I barely knew him, so the carpool never happened. Then a few weeks later, after he gave me the impression that he'd never buy a mustang due to the gas mileage, he suddenly bought a Camaro SS, and bragged to me about it

I was like, "Dude, what happened to your Lexus?" lol
What a dork. At least he bought American but the super slow version
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Babe I did the dishes... and watched teen Mon,16 and pregnant,Jersey shore,the bachelor with you and I also only talked about mustang's once today... can we have sex?

Her: I ear lobe hurts and last night I had a dream you cheated on me... ask me next month...

Married life... it never blows... I mean it blows lol
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Babe I did the dishes... and watched teen Mon,16 and pregnant,Jersey shore,the bachelor with you and I also only talked about mustang's once today... can we have sex?

Her: I ear lobe hurts and last night I had a dream you cheated on me... ask me next month...

Married life... it never blows... I mean it blows lol
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What a dork. At least he bought American but the super slow version
Meh, he just bought the car to pose. He gave me the impression that as long as other people are impressed by it, he'll keep the Camaro. Otherwise, I wouldn't be surprised if he eventually got rid of it.

The whole world could hate my stang, and I'd still keep it I bought it with my heart, not for my self-esteem.
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Meh, he just bought the car to pose. He gave me the impression that as long as other people are impressed by it, he'll keep the Camaro. Otherwise, I wouldn't be surprised if he eventually got rid of it.

The whole world could hate my stang, and I'd still keep it I bought it with my heart, not for my self-esteem.
Amen!!
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