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Old 07-08-2012, 03:40 PM   #1
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So at the bar the other night I heard the worst pick line. But it got me thinking are there really any good ones?!?! Haha let's hear what pick up lines y'all got!


This is the one I heard:
Guy: "do you know how many bones are in the human body?"
Me: "no..."
Guy: "neither do I but do you want one more?"
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haha, the one thing I would always do, not really a pick up line, before I met my fiancee is intentionally get a girls name wrong, but the wrong name has to have the same first letter. don't know why but it usually worked lol.
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So at the bar the other night I heard the worst pick line. But it got me thinking are there really any good ones?!?! Haha let's hear what pick up lines y'all got!

This is the one I heard:
Guy: "do you know how many bones are in the human body?"
Me: "no..."
Guy: "neither do I but do you want one more?"
lol thats a good one
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Old 07-08-2012, 04:02 PM   #4
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Hahah I have one a girl can use I tried once but I couldnt keep a strait face. I had made a bet with a friend.

Girl: "that shirt looks very becoming on you, course if I were on you I'd be c**ing too. hahaha

Not sure how much to sensor on here. But you get the idea.
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Hahah I have one a girl can use I tried once but I couldnt keep a strait face. I had made a bet with a friend.

Girl: "that shirt looks very becoming on you, course if I were on you I'd be c**ing too. hahaha

Not sure how much to sensor on here. But you get the idea.
^nice!
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Old 07-08-2012, 05:30 PM   #6
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Excuse me you wouldnt happen to be allergic to latex would you?
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Excuse me you wouldnt happen to be allergic to latex would you?
^ lol sweet.
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Re: Pick up lines

Nice (enter footwear here), wanna f**k?
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"I wanna slip my Basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets."

And yes. I heard a guy use that one time.
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"I wanna slip my Basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets."

And yes. I heard a guy use that one time.
That is to funny
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What up girl how much you weigh?! Hahaha
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Hahah I have one a girl can use I tried once but I couldnt keep a strait face. I had made a bet with a friend.

Girl: "that shirt looks very becoming on you, course if I were on you I'd be c**ing too. hahaha

Not sure how much to sensor on here. But you get the idea.
You had me at hello.....
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Old 07-10-2012, 08:53 AM   #14
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That's a nice shirt you have on, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
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*drops a packet of sugar*
You dropped your name tag.
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You dropped your name tag.
Haha thats cute.


I heard another one today:

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
No....
Enough to break the ice, hi I'm [insert name here]
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Excuse me can you tell me if this smells like chloroform? Just Kidding my names _________!
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Bahahahahaha! Best one out there!
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interesting lines...never tried any of those before...perhaps now I will.....not..LMAO!
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Good thing I brought my library card.....cause I'm checking you out!
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Is your last name Campbell? Cuz youre mmmmmm mmmmm good!

Worked on my gf before we started dating haha
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Are those astronaut pants? Cuz your *** is outta this world.
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Do you have mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see my self in your pants
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Back in my clubbing days my buddy would get lit and say some of the craziest things. I heard him tell this girl " I wanna pour A1 steak sauce on you and eat it like a T–Bone" didn't work out though.
He would be trying to hit on waitresses and mess his order up. Here are 2 examples, and both at Logans steakhouse. (1) I'll have the Texas road whore burger.. Roadhouse was the name(2) I'll have the 6 inch sirloin... Ounce was the measurement.. Me and the waitress was dying from laughing so hard, he didn't have a clue.
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This one worked on my kids Mom.

Excuse me Miss. (clubs her over the head with a bat and drags her back to my car before she can turn around)
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This one worked on my kids Mom.

Excuse me Miss. (clubs her over the head with a bat and drags her back to my car before she can turn around)
^ cant go wrong with the classics
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Are you from tennessee? Because your the only ten I see..

Girl are you a farmer? Cuz you just made me grow

Hahaha lol
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Are you from tennessee? Because your the only ten I see..

Girl are you a farmer? Cuz you just made me grow

Hahaha lol
Haha, really like that second one
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This one worked on my kids Mom.

Excuse me Miss. (clubs her over the head with a bat and drags her back to my car before she can turn around)
You did that too, well at least it works lol
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.


I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

---------- Post added at 07:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:01 PM ----------

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.


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Hey, is that your vagina? Can I have sex with it? Lmao!

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