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Old 11-21-2012, 11:04 PM   #71
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Old 11-22-2012, 07:27 AM   #72
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A man pulls up to a school and says hey little girl I have a peice of candy get in! the girl refuses
Next day the man goes back hey little girl I have 2 pieces of candy get in! The girl says no again

The third day the man goes back and says hey little girl I have a whole bag of candy get in! The little girl says stop it dad there is no way im getting in that camaro!
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A man pulls up to a school and says hey little girl I have a peice of candy get in! the girl refuses
Next day the man goes back hey little girl I have 2 pieces of candy get in! The girl says no again

The third day the man goes back and says hey little girl I have a whole bag of candy get in! The little girl says stop it dad there is no way im getting in that camaro!
That's funny.
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Chevy. What a joke lol.
Amen if u can only make 435 hp out of a 6.3l u suck
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Amen if u can only make 435 hp out of a 6.3l u suck
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Poopy loved the camaro joke. Classic lol
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I got a good one to share:

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I got a good one to share:

Imports

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Jajaja almost fell of the throne, ,,,
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Old 11-24-2012, 11:24 PM   #79
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I got a good one to share:

Imports

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Correction ricers
Just wait till a supra gets a hold of ya lol
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Just wait till a supra gets a hold of ya lol
The only import I truly respect is the GTR, but I can tolerate the Supra.
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The only import I truly respect is the GTR, but I can tolerate the Supra.
Surpa is the terminator of the import world easy to make power and bulletproof bottom ends
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:27 AM   #82
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The 305z's are not bad either
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The 305z's are not bad either
+1 I almost bought one! If it wasn't a vert it would be in my drive.
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They're slower than molasses in January though lol
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Chevrolet

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Nice!!!
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Ford is the one recently recalling the new escapes!
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An elderly man get pulled over at 1 in the morning for excessively speeding. The state trooper walks up to the car and says " look it's early neither you and I wanna deal with this give me a good excuse I never heard and ill let you go". The old man quickly replies " my wife left me for a state trooper a few years ago. I though you were bringing her back" state trooper tipped his hat and said " have a good night"
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An elderly man get pulled over at 1 in the morning for excessively speeding. The state trooper walks up to the car and says " look it's early neither you and I wanna deal with this give me a good excuse I never heard and ill let you go". The old man quickly replies " my wife left me for a state trooper a few years ago. I though you were bringing her back" state trooper tipped his hat and said " have a good night"
Bahaha I love that one!!!!
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Bahaha I love that one!!!!
I know the first time I hear it I started crying
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Hehe
I want a sign like that. Any idea where to buy one?
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I want a sign like that. Any idea where to buy one?
My friend sent it to me! He drives a Beemer
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Not really a car joke, but just thought it was fitting.

An old man once owned several acres of land in North Florida. He also had a large pond in the back.

It happened to be shaped like a swimming pool, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange trees.

One evening the old man decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he noticed a strange car, then he heard voices shouting and laughing.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not getting out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond."

Holding the bucket up the old man said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!"
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Not really a car joke, but just thought it was fitting.

An old man once owned several acres of land in North Florida. He also had a large pond in the back.

It happened to be shaped like a swimming pool, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange trees.

One evening the old man decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he noticed a strange car, then he heard voices shouting and laughing.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond."

Holding the bucket up the old man said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!"
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Bahahaha!
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Not really a car joke, but just thought it was fitting.

An old man once owned several acres of land in North Florida. He also had a large pond in the back.

It happened to be shaped like a swimming pool, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange trees.

One evening the old man decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he noticed a strange car, then he heard voices shouting and laughing.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not getting out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond."

Holding the bucket up the old man said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!"
Hahaha that's funny
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Pope John Paul III visited Denver, for International Youth Week a while ago. But, when it came time to go, he told his chauffeur that he wanted to drive the pope-mobile back to the airport. What could the chauffeur say, but yes? It turns out the Pope had a lead foot, and got pulled over for speeding.

The cop, realizing he had just stopped the Pope, didn't know what to do. So, he called in to his commanding officer.

Cop: "We got a big one here."

Sergeant: "Who, the mayor?"

Cop: "Nope, bigger."

Sergeant: "The Governor?"

Cop: "Nope."

Sergeant: "The President?"

Cop: "Nope, even bigger!"

Sergeant, exasperated: "Well, who is it then?"

Cop: "I don't know, but he's got the Pope driving for him!"
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A little old Irishman gets pulled over by policeman, who says,

"Sir? Do you realize your wife fell out of the car about a mile back?"

The old fella replied, "Oh, thank Christ. I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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An 80 year old woman gets pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper asks her if she has any weapons. She responds, I have a 9mm in the glove box. The officer then asks if she has a permit for the weapon, she of course shows her permit. The officer again, asks, do you have any more weapons? She responds, I have a rifle in the trunk. Again he asks for a permit, and she provides the permit. Once again, the officer asks, do you have anymore weapons? The woman reveals the shotgun under her seat; as previously she provides the permit for the shotgun. Finally, the officer asks, mrs what are you so afraid of? The old woman responds, ”absolutely nothing”.
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An 80 year old woman gets pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper asks her if she has any weapons. She responds, I have a 9mm in the glove box. The officer then asks if she has a permit for the weapon, she of course shows her permit. The officer again, asks, do you have any more weapons? She responds, I have a rifle in the trunk. Again he asks for a permit, and she provides the permit. Once again, the officer asks, do you have anymore weapons? The woman reveals the shotgun under her seat; as previously she provides the permit for the shotgun. Finally, the officer asks, mrs what are you so afraid of? The old woman responds, ”absolutely nothing”.
Hahahaha. It's the grandma from the Beverley hillbillys
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