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Old 01-09-2013, 04:26 PM   #106
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Haha sry it wouldn't let me just copy
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Haha sry it wouldn't let me just copy
Lol I saw that one on FB too!
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Lol I saw that one on FB too!
Lol!!! Haha
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Haha sry it wouldn't let me just copy
I love it!!!!!!
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Is Chevy considered a car joke?
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Is Chevy considered a car joke?
Is that even a question?? Of course it's a joke.
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Jaja I'm good lol
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Is that even a question?? Of course it's a joke.
Haha
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Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it

Thats not a leak, my Chevy's just marking its territory.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?

A. Park it between two Fords

Q: How much wood could a Chevy or GMC truck haul if they could haul wood?

A: As much as the Ford Truck towing it.
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Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it

Thats not a leak, my Chevy's just marking its territory.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?

A. Park it between two Fords

Q: How much wood could a Chevy or GMC truck haul if they could haul wood?

A: As much as the Ford Truck towing it.
Lmao that's not a leak, my Chevys just marking its territory
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Jajajaja not so blonde after all jajajajaja
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Jajajaja not so blonde after all jajajajaja
Hahah that's right!
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Lmao that's not a leak, my Chevys just marking its territory
Haha I busted out laughing when I came across it this morning.
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Haha I busted out laughing when I came across it this morning.
I did too, my uncles got a chevy, and my pops just got a new 2012 f250 super duty..my uncle is a chevy guy so I had to say it to him and my dad, my dad started busting out laughing, my uncle looked pissed hahahaha
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I did too, my uncles got a chevy, and my pops just got a new 2012 f250 super duty..my uncle is a chevy guy so I had to say it to him and my dad, my dad started busting out laughing, my uncle looked pissed hahahaha
My neighbor has a Tahoe and it leaks all over the garage floor just a massive puddle.
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My neighbor has a Tahoe and it leaks all over the garage floor just a massive puddle.
That means it's so scared of your mustang that it wets itself every time it sees your mustang
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That means it's so scared of your mustang that it wets itself every time it sees your mustang
Hahaha
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Is that even a question?? Of course it's a joke.
Yeah if u can only make 435 hp out of a 6.3l ur a joke lol

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Yeah if u can only make 435 hp out of a 6.3l ur a joke lol

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So if its that slow how do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
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So if its that slow how do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
Push it off a cliff...
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Push it off a cliff...
Bwahahahaha
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95% of Chevys are still on the road today. The rest made it home.
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So if its that slow how do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
Pull it with a ford? Maybe F350...
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Pull it with a ford? Maybe F350...
Run over it with Bigfoot
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Push it off a cliff...
Haha you got it!

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95% of Chevys are still on the road today. The rest made it home.
Hahaha!

Why are Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase?
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So the owners have someone to walk home with.
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So the owners have someone to walk home with.
Lol. Nice!!
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Here's a funny cartoon that I ran across so wrong but so funny


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Here's a funny cartoon that I ran across so wrong but so funny
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Here's a funny cartoon that I ran across so wrong but so funny
That is just awsome!!.... Lol
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Hahahahaha that is me

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Hahahahaha that is me
Except I'll say, oh crap, oh crap that's a cop.. Dammit he's got me.

Phew he's got someone else.
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Hahahahaha that is me

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Except I'll say, oh crap, oh crap that's a cop.. Dammit he's got me.

Phew he's got someone else.
Lmao!
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An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.'

Back at the shop he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation, "Removed bowling ball from trunk".
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An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.'

Back at the shop he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation, "Removed bowling ball from trunk".
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