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Old 07-25-2012, 12:06 AM   #1
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Knock knock, who's there? Its your engine, ,,,, oh wait that's no joke, that's more of a horror story
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What do you get when a GT and a Cobra have sex?
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Knock knock, who's there? Its your engine, ,,,, oh wait that's no joke, that's more of a horror story
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Vroom vroom
Vroom vroom who?
Vroom vroom vroooooooommm
Opens door what the heck?
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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We need primer2tone up in here haha he'll get it crackin!
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My spidey sense was tingling.


Speed kills. Buy a camaro and live forever!
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Hahaha every time!
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Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care because. My car was parked around the corner ...
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Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care because. My car was parked around the corner ...
Now that IS funny.
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Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care because. My car was parked around the corner ...
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:52 AM   #14
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Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care because. My car was parked around the corner ...
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dirty
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Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care because. My car was parked around the corner ...
Lmfao
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Chevy. What a joke lol.
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Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care because. My car was parked around the corner ...
Haha
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Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care because. My car was parked around the corner ...
The ending killed it
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The ending killed it
Lol. Bout spit out my coffee when I got to the end
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What's the difference between a Chevy and a Ford?

75% of Chevys are still on the road, the other 25% made it home.
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What's the difference between a Chevy and a Ford?

75% of Chevys are still the road, the other 25% made it home.
Lol haha.
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What's the difference between a Chevy and a Ford?

75% of Chevys are still the road, the other 25% made it home.
I don't get it lol ....
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I don't get it lol ....
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I don't get it lol ....
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They're still on the road meaning they never made it home, they broke down haha
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They're still on the road meaning they never made it home, they broke down haha
Ohhhhhhh that's makes sense now lmao blonde moment
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Ohhhhhhh that's makes sense now lmao blonde moment
Don't worry, I know how it is to be blonde. I have one at least daily
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They're still on the road meaning they never made it home, they broke down haha
I get it now lol I'm not even blonde and I have blonde moments
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Don't worry, I know how it is to be blonde. I have one at least daily
Haha glad I'm not the only one lmao
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Chevy, like a rock, it is always weighing me down with repair bills.

Hannah- found this!

A blonde went to a mechanic when her newly purchased Corvette broke down.

That's a lovely car, says the mechanic. What seems to be the matter?

It just broke down!!

The mechanic got to work and 10 minutes later the engine was running perfect.

Thank goodness, she said. 'What was the matter?

Oh just crap in the carburetor, the mechanic replied.

Looking puzzled she asked, How many times a week do I have to do that?'
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Chevy, like a rock, it is always weighing me down with repair bills.

Hannah- found this!

A blonde went to a mechanic when her newly purchased Corvette broke down.

That's a lovely car, says the mechanic. What seems to be the matter?

It just broke down!!

The mechanic got to work and 10 minutes later the engine was running perfect.

Thank goodness, she said. 'What was the matter?

Oh just crap in the carburetor, the mechanic replied.

Looking puzzled she asked, How many times a week do I have to do that?'
Lol
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Chevy, like a rock, it is always weighing me down with repair bills.

Hannah- found this!

A blonde went to a mechanic when her newly purchased Corvette broke down.

That's a lovely car, says the mechanic. What seems to be the matter?

It just broke down!!

The mechanic got to work and 10 minutes later the engine was running perfect.

Thank goodness, she said. 'What was the matter?

Oh just crap in the carburetor, the mechanic replied.

Looking puzzled she asked, How many times a week do I have to do that?'
Lmao!!!!! HAhahahaha
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