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Old 08-19-2012, 05:54 PM   #36
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They vomited rabbits to make more room for the skittle king, who demanded they dance, they must ALL DO THE STANKY LEG.
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As the stanky leg dance began
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King stanky leg said no more dancing or off with yalls heads
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To which they said screw you king! And began doing the dougy
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Old 08-19-2012, 07:27 PM   #42
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then a fire breathing dragon flew in and pooped a bunch of kegs all over the place
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Yes, yes they definitely could smell what the rock was cooking. It smelt like warm apple pie, so
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They got drunk and ate pie. Then they
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Public drunkenness, but they got out on bail a few hours later
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Was raptured and nominated supreme overlord of Mustangs
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But the skittle king didn't take kindly to this news so he
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With a bootle of jack and a

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So he left and got into his mustang. Popped the clutch and
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So he left and got into his mustang. Popped the clutch and
Went into the ditch, and when the cops came he said
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Nice car, wanna race? So he replied
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Niggah please, my rims be poppin 2000 horse each, I'll...
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Old 08-20-2012, 01:18 PM   #68
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Race that camaro on foot and still win. So
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He put on his doc martens and moonslided to the finish line (still won) in which he yelled...
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Yes I told you pig now take that piece of s*** home. Then he turned and saw
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