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Old 08-20-2012, 01:27 PM   #71
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his grandma standing butt naked in the street and she said
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Young whipper snapper, I TOLD YOU TO STOP KICKING MR. SNUGGLES. NOW LET ME FEAST UPON YOUR INTESTINES SO I MAY BE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL IN HIGH SOCKS ONCE AGAIN.
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He forgot to take his sugar pills which are actually..
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Which he loved to snort and take anally but..
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Old 08-20-2012, 02:34 PM   #77
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His corn hole was puckered up tight from a previous run in with a biker gang. So he resorted to...
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But the gang was actually chicks with *****. So
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Old 08-20-2012, 05:19 PM   #81
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Old 08-20-2012, 05:31 PM   #83
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A camaro going slow in the fast lane and he
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Vomited his stomach and made a burrito out of that when..
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He realized it was Tuesday and we always get pork butts and taters on Tuesday's! So he tossed out the gut burrito and stopped by his parents but to his horror...
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They were having anal ecstasy sex
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His parents were eaten by his grandmother who was now young. She said
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Eat your intestines next so she ran over I Jetwolf and
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Went and bought a mustang, then he
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Jetwolf married an AM girl because he got one with his purchase which his grandmother didn't approve of, so she.....
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Old 08-20-2012, 07:55 PM   #101
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Old 08-20-2012, 08:57 PM   #102
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Gay, because he realized that he bought a camaro
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