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Old 08-18-2012, 10:52 PM   #1
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I've seen people do this before, make a strange story by posting random sentences, let's see how long it will last. OK so,

Once upon a time there was a guy in an 80s hair/glam band but,
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He didn't have any hair, so
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Old 08-18-2012, 10:59 PM   #3
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He got kicked out of the band and became a barber
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He tripped, fell on his scissors, which pierced his heart, and he bled out on the floor.

The end.


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He quickly got fired because he messed up the Mayor's haircut.
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Then he fell in love with a mermaid
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And met her half great white shark father
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And lived happily ever after until
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And picked up the milk bottles and took them to
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His girlfriend with a breast pump to stock up
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Their Cheerios. So they got rid of the cat and got a
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A brand new mustang. Shot the elephant and started selling elephant meat for mod money.
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Old 08-19-2012, 03:21 PM   #20
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They didn't want to get rid of the Mustang cause of the 30 kids. So, they went out and bought an even bigger gun to blow up the kids.
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But they didn't want to go to jail. So they went and signed up for welfare. They received $15000 a month. Soon they got their first check and
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Sold the house and live out of all their cars.
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Untill the repo man came and
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Killed the kids and
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Now have more money for all the bling they are now going to buy
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And that they needed a triple stacked spoiler. They knew it would make their car crazy fast. So they bought it and
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If I were you I would of went with a four stack spoiler , the couple looked at each other then
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